Voyager Caption This: Daydreams!

[Evil Twin]

Last round's winners:

The Spooky Vulcan said:

Tuvok: "If Commander Sisko "knocked you on your ass", to use the human vernacular, then your claims of omnipotence are questionable."

Q: "You mean all these years I meant to say...?"

Tuvok: "Omniscient, yes. However, given that I am explaining this to you, apparently for the first time, means that omniscience is also beyond your grasp."

Q: "Oh my God!"

Tuvok: "Your God?"

Q: "I meant me, Oh my me! Who am I kidding?"

Rat Boy said:

Kim: "Alas poor...poor...line?"

Paris: "Jesus Christ!"

Kim: "Alas poor Jesus Christ; I knew him, Horatio..."

And your prize:

Q shall grant you your prize on one condition:
that you pull his finger.

Up next:

 

[Gertch]

Congrats to the winners.

"Ok ok, Vulcans don't Tango."

EMH: "Alas you are all right. I don't look good with that much hair. Computer - end simulation."

 

[NAHTMMM]

^ Looks like they can square dance, though

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

"Tuvok finally puts a stop to the phaser-enema hazing ritual."

"Next time on Star Trek Voyeur"

 

[Nebusj]

It was an interesting experiment to have Voyager staged like a political cartoon from the 1840s.
PHASER GUY: ``O foul law-bringer! You cannot halt forever the democratic chaos-brining of our Chartist ways!''
TUVOK: ``You'll not be destroying England whilst alert constabularies like Her Majesty's security are alertful and watching!''
DOCTOR: ``These rebels shall never be content while civilisation lives -- or they do!''
SEVEN: ``Her Majesty will know sharply of your diligence law-saviour and of the evils these Chartists would bring!''
GUYS ON THE LEFT: ``The disgraceful and disreputable rioters prompt us to empty our stomach-contents of good meat!''

DOCTOR: I'm sorry, but I simply have to stop seeing you. It's not you, it's me. Specifically, it's the fact that I need to spend more time with me, and you -- through no fault of your own -- are not me. You understand -- at least, I know that if I were you then I would understand -- my need to be more in touch with me. I'm sorry that you will have to live with less of me for right now, but that is a small price everyone who is not me will have to pay for me to be with me.
JANEWAY: Hit him!

 

[Kegek]

Security guys won't share their toys.

Doctor: I'm sorry, Ensign, but I'm afraid the Voyager Barbershop Quartet is already complete.

 

[Gertch]

Tom's friends decided an Intervention was necessary when he kept showing up for duty dressed as B'Lanna.

 

[MrPointy]

While the Voyager crew didn't think that The Doctor's follow up to "Photons Be Free" - a kung-fu epic called "The 36 Decks of Pain" was a complete success, he was still proud of it.

 

[NAHTMMM]

Nebusj said:

It was an interesting experiment to have Voyager staged like a political cartoon from the 1840s.
PHASER GUY: ``O foul law-bringer! You cannot halt forever the democratic chaos-brining of our Chartist ways!''
TUVOK: ``You'll not be destroying England whilst alert constabularies like Her Majesty's security are alertful and watching!''
DOCTOR: ``These rebels shall never be content while civilisation lives -- or they do!''
SEVEN: ``Her Majesty will know sharply of your diligence law-saviour and of the evils these Chartists would bring!''
GUYS ON THE LEFT: ``The disgraceful and disreputable rioters prompt us to empty our stomach-contents of good meat!''

:thumbsup:

 

[Finn]

Terrified of being asked whether she looked fat or not in the morning, Tom decided to use the holodeck so she could see for herself.

 

[Gertch]

Janeway was dismayed not everyone appreciated Klingon Diversity Week.

 

[Rat Boy]

Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah, Tu-vok!

Janeway: "Look, stop complaining. We all have to take this sexual harassment seminar every year."

B'Elanna: "Yeah, but why does Tuvok have to play the woman?"

 

[Scoobysnacks]

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Tuvok: "Logically I have dibs! This is my remote and I say we're watching Meerkat Manor! You don't even know what you want to see, you just want control to spite me!"

Crewman: "Everyone should have a turn! And leave it on the channel more that 2 seconds to know if they like what's on! Your Vulcan rigidity won't allow you to experience the joy of The Hills or Britney and Kevin: Chaotic. It's all about control with you, isn't it Pointy Ears?

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Janeway of Christmas Past: "The two of you were happy once. Alas you valued your perming products far more than you did this gentle spirit. It was a condemnation of the follicly challenged that triumphed over the love you shared."

B'Elanna: "What? How could I? I turned down this sexy sexy man? I'll change! I promise I will! And I'll give Tiny Kim a turkey! Just take me back home and let me live!"

 

[Candlelight]

For $5, can you tell me where the football is in this photo?

As the staring contest entered it's third week, the Doctor was beginning to think B'Elanna was actually a dummy. B'Elanna, in turn, thought the Doctor was stupid.

 

[Nerys Myk]

A scene from the Vulcploitation classic "Sweet Tuvok's Baadassss Song"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kim: "Amazing!"
Seven: "Fascinating!"
B'Ellana: "Bald men really shouldn't have pony tails."
Janeway: "Shhh! Not so loud, We haven't had this much of a laugh in 15000 light years."

Guy with Phaser: "You're dead Tuvok!"
Tuvok: "Wax off!"
Guy: "Dammit! Foiled!"

Three years at Starfleet Security School involved watching The Karate Kid over and over.

 

[Candlelight]

Seven couldn't decide which she should be paying attention to more - the fight between Tuvok and Lieutanant Palmer or the search for Ensign Jackson's lost contact lense.

 

[LeadHead]

The Doctor realized how wise he was to hire Tuvok as a Bodyguard when he arranged his concert of Klingon Opera.

Torres: Captain.
Janeway: Shhh! Let him get further in before we tell him.
Doctor: I know you and Tom are getting serious, but I've felt as you've meddled with my subroutines, a connection.
Paris: (disguised as Torres in the forefront) I know exactly what you mean.