Voyager Caption This: A Moment of Quiet Reflection

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Janeway: "If we ignore it, maybe the blue screen of death will go away."

 

[Triskelion]

Chakotay: Why did landing the ship go from Code Blue to Red Alert?
B'Elanna: And come to think of it, where did all those extra photon torpedoes come from?
Janeway: And - why do the nacelles go up and down?
Tuvok: Why didn't the Romulan at the micro-temporal wormhole exploit our ship schematics to upgrade their fleet and defeat the Federation?
All: Hmmm....

 

[Rat Boy]

Ironically, the crew of Voyager were the only people in the galaxy who didn't get annoyed over being "Rick Rolled," since after all, it was probably the most interesting thing that happened to them all day.

 

[cultcross]

Janeway: "And that's all we've got time for on this..."
Director: "psst! Kate! Camera 2!"

 

[Candlelight]

The execution of Janeway's plan to fix history after accidentally destroying Mt Rushmore in a temporal explosion just didn't really work.

 

[Rat Boy]

B'Elanna: "A bathhouse? On Voyager?"

Chakotay: "You know, it could work!"

Tuvok: "Logically, I agree."

 

[SciFi75]

Janeway: He's a great person but I could never get past that strange smell that he has. You'd think he'd see The Doctor about that or at least bathe more often.

B'Lanna: ::coughs::

Janeway: Oh, I wasn't talking about Tuvok.

 

[Drob]

This week on Voyager: "Going Commando"

 

[LeadHead]

Tuvok: I am sorry Captain, but I believe the rule is: "He who Smellt it, Dealt it."

 

[Shatmandu]

Strangely enough, it was Mulgrew who spent the most time in the make-up chair in the morning.

 

[Balthier the Great]

This week on Survivor: Delta Quadrant:
The final four deal with the worst horrors imaginable -- they run out of coffee.

 

[cultcross]

By the seventh season, so many of the cast were pregnant, hiding it was becoming a chore.

 

[Triskelion]

Russ: Jennifer...something
Beltram: Who?
Dawson: Lane or Lean or whatever.
Mulgrew: Are you certain she was on this show?

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Grignak, the fish-looking coffee asswipe: "Size you name, credits I name, otherwise, coffee no."

Janeway: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm actually starting to miss Neelix.

 

[Triskelion]

^

 

[Candlelight]

The Voyager orgy was so repeated after 7 years it became part of the daily routine.

 

[Rat Boy]

Tuvok: "And I was quite surprised to discover that my having sex with a hologram of my wife is covered by Starfleet's health plan."

Janeway: "Really?"

B'Elanna: "You don't say?"

Chakotay: "I think I'm coming down with something."

 

[battrekker]

Grignak, the fish-looking coffee asswipe: "Size you name, credits I name, otherwise, coffee no."

Janeway: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm actually starting to miss Neelix.

Chakotay: "Maybe we should go to Picard's celebration at the boat, to get away from the asswipe."

Tuvok: "I agree with the Commander, Captain. That's the only way we can enjoy this contest."

Torres: "..."



Sorry for being self-referential.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
Thunderbolts of lightning, very very frightening me,
Galileo! Galileo!

 

[Nerys Myk]

RUSS (thinking): Fan films, that's the future.

MULGREW (thinking): I wish there was character I could do on stage, maybe a real person.

DAWSON (thinking): : What I'd really like to do is direct.

BELTRAN (thinking): Is it pay day?