Voyager Caption This: A Moment of Quiet Reflection

[Evil Twin]

Lots of amusing ones last round, so I'm just going to go ahead and declare everyone a winner!

And your prize:

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[Michael]

"Why weren't WE invited to the party in the bowling alley?"

 

[NinjaMonkey]

Jayneway: "Is there a Talaxian on my Bridge again? There's a Talaxian on my Bridge again, isn't there?"

 

[Michael]

The morning after the foursome was obviously a bit odd for everyone involved.

 

[Honorable Ensign]

The crew takes advantage of a lull to practice their thoughtful stares.

 

[Finn]

Hey Kiddies! Only three are wax figures. Can you guess which one isn't one?

 

[Rat Boy]

The quarterly porn check of the ship's computer revealed that Harry had nothing but pictures of Captain Picard in assless chaps.

 

[Gertch]

The quarterly porn check of the ship's computer revealed that Harry had nothing but pictures of Captain Picard in assless chaps.

Janeway: "I know. It's like a trainwreck. I can't stop peeking either."

 

[Rat Boy]

It turned out Neelix accurately predicted the line-up for the Elite Eight.

 

[Bill Morris]

Captain Jonathan Archer? No. Doesn't ring a bell. . . .

 

[Evil Twin]

Hey Kiddies! Only three are wax figures. Can you guess which one isn't one?

The wooden one?

 

[Nebusj]

And your prize:

Now you too can learn to sing with this
easy and intuitive instructional program!

I didn't know the Vic-20 made it to the 24th century!

Introducting -- the Alpha Shift! Ready for action! Tuvok! Kathryn! B'elanna! That other guy! On your marks! Let's start -- the Starship Edition Family Feud! With the star of Family Feud, Richard Dawson!

 

[LeadHead]

Firing the Ships weapons had become such a popular activity, Tuvok had crowd control problems at his station.

 

[Nerys Myk]

TORRES (thinking): There's a hand on my buttocks.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Paris: "Eyes, left!"

...

...

Paris: "Sorry Captain, Simon didn't say..."

 

[The Borg Queen]

Captain Janeway bottom-burps the Voyager theme tune. The others are mysteriously unimpressed.

 

[Rat Boy]

TORRES (thinking): There's a hand on my buttocks.

Tuvok: "That is not my hand."

 

[Triskelion]

Torres: Asparagus...plomeek broth, and...coffee! The captain dealt it!
Chakotay: Damn! I was going to say Tuvok! Ok, round fourteen. Cheeks ready!

 

[Kirby]

Janeway: You know now that I think about it, this isn't more efficient. Effective immediately only one person should man this station.

 

[MrPointy]

THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!