Voyager Caption This: A Little Subterfuge
- Thread starter Evil Twin
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Janeway: "What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the episode?"
Seven: "Now, you're looking at now, Captain. Everything that happens now is happening now."
Janeway: "What happend to then?"
Seven: "We passed then."
Janeway: "When?"
Seven: "Just now. Were at now, now."
Janeway: "Go back to then!"
Seven: "When?"
Janeway: "Now."
Seven: "Now?"
Janeway: "Now!"
Seven: "I can't."
Janeway: "Why?"
Seven: "We missed it."
Janeway: "When?"
Seven: "Just now."
Janeway: "When will then be now?"
Seven: "Soon."
Tuvok: "All I know is we ain't found shit!"
Janeway: So these, "plot holes", they riddle subspace for the next 30,000 light years or so?
Seven: That is correct captain.
Janeway: Tuvok, is there any way to modify the shields to emit a "continuity" pulse that will allow us to pass through these anomalies?
Tuvok: Hmm, It might be possible to modify the "Seven-has-multiple-personality-disorder-and-some-are-from-
drones-that-were-assimilated-at-wolf-359-and-destroyed" plot line, and if we deactivate the "Kes-being-replaced-in-sickbay-with-Tom-Paris-during-"Latent Image"-even-though-she-should-have-been-there-and-Tom-wasn't
-a-nurse-then" emitter, than with some minor modification to the "Whole-Hansen-Family-knowing-about-the-borg-before-the-rest
-of-mankind-thing" deflector, it could be possible for Voyager to navigate through.
Janeway:Hmm....If Commander Chakotay were here, he would say that we should make the modifications and take the safe, longer route... But I like to disagree with him and make things spicy.........let's plow straight through. If we do hit these plot holes, we can just slap some plastic and lights on the warp core, call it a Quantum Slipstream drive, and meet our quota of lightyears skipped due to deus ex machina in a single season. Now if you will excuse me, I have to go brush up on my borg queen insults.
