Voyager Caption Contest #69: Whatever!

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: I gotta stop playing security cam roulette. There's not enough brain bleach in the Quadrant to erase what I just saw.

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: Thank god for the mute button. That blowhard Paris never says anything worth hearing anyway.

 

[boco]

Tom: I bet the captain has no idea I meant this with having a better view outside when I asked her to let me make quarters in the shisp's nacelle for the better view from the window

Seska: I've heard the borg are not far. Probably Janeway will take one on board like she did with the tallaxian and the ocampa..
B'elanna: The chances of us having a Borg crewmember are as big as us having for all these years a cardassian undercover spy on the ship

 

[ncc71877]

Paris: "Aw Yeah! It's about to get all 'Boby Heat' up in this bitch!"

Seska: "I find that funny because I'm a Bajorian and couldn't be anything else!"

ncc71877

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Torres: "Oh my God, that's hilarious! I've never met anyone before who knew so many dirty Cardassian jokes!"

 

[boco]

Janeway learned that she shouldn't her farts

Torres: When last night Tom wanted to try something from behind, he's got the surprise to find ridges where he didn't expect, you should have seen his face..

 

[Isis]

Janeway (to self): "Why couldn't we have been marooned a few days later? I was just about to apologize for giving him that sweater."

 

[Gates]

"I told you I couldn't cook."

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Ahoy! This contest is officially over. But don't have a cow man, here are the coordinates to the new one:

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=159364


See you on the other side!