Voyager Caption Contest #69: Whatever!

[Yeoman Randi]

Hello fellow Voyagers! Time to put on your thinking caps but first, lets celebrate da winnas!

We have two entries sharing the prize for this picture. Long live Dick Clark!

Random Guy: Oh, no! The Dick Clark robot just broke down!

Random Girl: Our New Years is ruined!

Random Guy: Activate Emergency New Years Rockin Eve Hosting Program.

Ryan Seacrest: Please State The Nature of the Hosting Emergency.

and this one.....

It's New Year's Eve 2388, and yes, Dick Clark is still doing the countdown.

Nice teamwork on this next photo. But it sounds like someone needs to introduce Neelix to his hand......

Alien: And you want me to fill this small vial with my sperm?
7 of 9: Yes, you must give us a sample of your DNA...
Alien: It's not going to be big enough...

7 of 9: "Exactly how long have you been "saving up" Mister Neelix?"

At least he didn't get a tie.....

Another Father's Day, another ugly dressing gown.

Taking the Folger's Crystals Award we have ...

Announcer (OS): "We've secretly replaced this woman's podiatrist with a proctologist. Now let's see if she notices the difference..."

I sure hope he doesn't need this course to graduate!

Janeway: ... and there we were, stranded on the other side of the Galaxy with a 75 year journey home.

Cadet Thibedeaux (os):raises hand: Why not use a timed fuse or a small team to destroy the caretaker array?

Reg: Do you even want to pass this class, kid?

Sliding into home with the 'Shop award we have....

And this week's morning cawfee spew goes to.....

Barclay: "Welcome to the Voyager Symposium! We'll start off the program with some opening comments from Admiral Janeway. Then we'll have individual presentations by Admiral Chakotay, Admiral Tuvok, Commodore Paris, Commodore Torres and Ensign Kim."

Congratulations to the winners and a mighty hi-ho to everyone who played!

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And now without further ado, here are 5 new pictures just beggin' to be captioned.

As always i will let this contest brew for two weeks. Until then, have fun, set a course for home and engage!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

The crew quickly learned NEVER to be late with Janeway's coffee.

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: This is why I have the "no parties while I'm away" rule.

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the win!

Seska: What?! Me? Work with the Kazon?

The Economic crisis has taken its toll on the Starship Voyager.

Dalby: Let me get this straight, We're never coming back, but Chell will be in another episode and the Elite Force Video games? How is that fair?

Janeway Clone (on the monitor) : Dear Kathryn, since you have been reported as missing, I have been activated. I shall now live your life, marry Mark and live a life of happiness. So long, Sucker!

Paris: A married, attractive blonde with a cigarette, how could this possibly go wrong?

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Seska: "Me?! Have kids with Chakotay?!"

Janeway: "Well, great. Ronald D. Moore just took over the show."

Tuvok: "The three of you will probably die on this mission."

[Akward silence]

Tuvok: "Would any of you like a pizza roll?"

A happy scene, but an empty one.

Little did he know she was cheating on him with the dog.

Tom: "Installing a window in the side of the holodeck is the best idea I've ever had!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, Yeoman Randi!

Henley: "Gerron is pretending he's shooting ants with his pecker again."
Dalby: *sighs*

 

[jespah]

B'Elanna: No soap ... radio!

That's the last time that stupid Talaxian serves Five-Alarm Chili, I swear.

How the hell did I get stuck going on a mission with one guy with ADHD and the other one's got Asperger's?

What's the fun of writing a Dear John letter if it can't be delivered for 75 years?

The Sharon Stone cloning program is awesome!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Nidell: (puffs on cigarette) That was awesome. Was it good for you?

Neelix: (o.s.) Yeah, baby.

Paris: Wait, WHAT???

 

[Isis]

Yeoman Randi, thanks for the win!

Torres: "And the look on Tuvok's face when he realized his bed had been short-sheeted...he may be book smart, but I'm afraid his street smarts are running on empty."

 

[Nerys Myk]

TORRES: Yeah right!!! Like I'd marry Tom Paris!!!!!

 

[Unimatrix Zero]

To this day, people often mused upon why Janeway destroyed the array - recent evidence revealed why she chose to destroy it and spend seventy years stranded in a different quadrant...

 

[bullethead]

Neelix's sudden disintegration brought jubilation to all aboard Voyager.

Captain's log, supplemental: after four years of being denied, I have finally used my replicator ration to get some coffee. However, Neelix made the unfortunate decision to get in my way; he was dealt with accordingly.

No one wanted to point out that the goldshirt was probably going to die on the mission to the planet of easily offended space Amazons.

Janeway: Thank god I left my dog at home. The shedding would've been horrible.

The alien porn was far more disappointing than Tom would've ever imagined.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Janeway (voice-over): "Captain's personal log. 'Road Runner Vs. Coyote' scenarios on the holodeck with the reality mode set to 'highly realistic' are...odd."

 

[Honorable Ensign]

Picture: Hey, what are you doing at the window? Are you looking mournful yet thoughtful? You're supposed to do that with ME, you CHEAT!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Paris was pretty sure this wasn't the version of Atlantic City with Susan Sarandon

 

[Finn]

Thanks for the win!

B'Elanna: Did you see Harry Kim's Spacebook wall yesterday? He had a list of his friends as different races. You were listed as a Cardassian. Crazy!

Seska: LOL

 

[Smellincoffee]

NEVER serve Kathyrn Janeway decaf.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Janeway (singing): I'm...too sexy for this ship...too sexy for this ship...

 

[bullethead]

The plan was perfect: first Janeway would find strange new worlds and new civilizations, then Janeway would conquer them. But then Janeway got suspicious of Janeway, and it all went downhill from there.

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: I have this feeling I'm forgetting about something. Oh well,it can't be important.