Voyager Caption Contest #66: Paper or Plastic?

[Santa Kang]

GUARD: You're free to go. Someone posted bail. They're going to taking you back to your ship.

TORRES: Tom Paris?

GUARD: Nope, the name was "Neelix".

TORRES: Pass. I'm not sitting in a shuttle with him for two hours.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Yo fellow Voyagers. im quite under the weather right now, so i'm going to let this go another few days. Possibly even til next friday. Will change it up asap, hoping in a day or two. thanks for your patience and understanding.

CARRY ON!

 

[Finngle Bells]

Alien: (VO) You can go home, Lt. Torres, when the Voyager is still in your own star system.

B'Elanna: I don't think so. I can hear Barclay flirting the ladies from here.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Again, apologies for the delay. Aside from being under the weather i am working outside the home now. Lots of changes. Anyway, I will be changing this up within the next couple of days FOR SURE. Figure Monday the very latest. So please feel free to continue posting more captions! Thank you all for your patience!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

B'Elanna: Who's there?

(long pause)

Guard: Candygram.

 

[Finngle Bells]

Damn. I meant to say Carey...

 

[Santa Kang]

GUARD: You might as well get comfortable. Yeoman Randi has been delayed.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Yo dudes and dudettes! This contest is officially closed. New one is about to go up. Co-ordinates will be relayed once they are established. Until then, keep your hailing frequencies open~

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Glad you're feeling better, Y.R.!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Thanks so much JG!

Coordinates for the new contest:

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=152950

Be there or be square!