Voyager Caption Contest #41 "We Seriously Gotta Get Out More!"

[LeadHead]

Doctor: Yup there's ridges on the back of her head too.

 

[Velocity]

Neelix: In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight. A weem a wep a weem a wep--join us Captain!
Janeway: Setting phaser to kill.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Relax! Don't do it!"

Paris: Sometimes I feel I've got to... (womp womp) Run away, I've got to... (womp womp) Get away...

 

[Nerys Myk]

PARIS: Yep, that's a permanent tattoo all right. Say is that the Captains face on the nude chick?

TUVOK: I would prefer not to speak of it.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Alien: Good morning, Doctor. I'd like to talk to you about Amway...

 

[Nerys Myk]

EMH: I forget, who am I to call in this situation?

 

[Deranged Nasat]

^

 

[Thor Damar]

Janeway: Macbeth!

Neelix and ambassador: Aahhhh! Hot potato,off his drawers,pluck to make amends!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Janeway: Macbeth!

Neelix and ambassador: Aahhhh! Hot potato,off his drawers,pluck to make amends!

 

[Isis]

Paris: "So you're not sorry?"

Tuvok: "Shopping for the last fourteen hours did make me work up a sweat and I may fall asleep as we speak. But the prices I paid were quite reasonable and, better yet, I've most efficiently completed all my holiday season gift buying."

 

[Candlelight]

EMH: I forget, who am I to call in this situation?

"I'm a Doctor, not a marshmallow man."

 

[LeadHead]

B'Elanna: You're talking about brain surgery?

Doctor House: I'm talking about Really cool brain surgery!

Doctor: One down, ten billion to go.

Macrovirus comes back to life

Doctor: Okay, ten billion and one to go.

Janeway: What happened after you left Voyager? What happened after-

Tuvok: I SAID I DON"T REMEMBER!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Doctor: "Holy crap! To hell with this Romulan ale! Give me back my plain old Terran gin and pink elephants!"

 

[Isis]

Woman in the back: "This 'Crania R Us' franchise is working out great. People are really buying into the concept of a one-stop lobotomy and hair transplant. The only thing we're missing is a drive-in window."

 

[Isis]

Woman in the back: "OK, the light bulb went off, but I still say your invention is really stupid. By the time they wake up and are able to enunciate their idea, they've forgotten what it was."

 

[Velocity]

Technician: Now, pay attention to the dial, trainee. Keep it in the blue area to straighten her hair.
Trainee: What happens if it goes into the red area?
Technician: The Klingons don't like to talk about the time the treatment "straightened" their whole head.

 

[milo bloom]

Tuvok: "It happened...warp ten...whole episode...mutant babies...It happened!!"

Janeway: "Get him the help he needs, doctor".

You know, every now and then, one of these caption contests yields an idea that makes you go: "saaay, that could have been something..."

 

[LeadHead]

Tuvok: I can't believe you let me cook with Neelix in "Riddles!"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Tuvok: Excuse me, Admiral. I have a logical crush on my downstairs neighbor. I have repeatedly asked her to knock three times, but apparently the answer is no.

 

[tharpdevenport]

DildoTron3000 -- you're doing it wrong.

Tuvok: "Mr. Paris, being that there are no female Vulcans onboard, during pon far ... I'll take what I can get..."

Paris: "Ah..."

24th Century Torture Tactics:

Neelix: "... in the land of the FREEeee, and the home of the..."