Voyager Caption Contest #41 "We Seriously Gotta Get Out More!"

[Yeoman Randi]

Yo, fellow drones! It's time to round up the winners for our previous Caption Contest. I know I've said this before, but damn you guys are funny! It is NOT easy picking the 'best of' since there are so many GREAT entries!

But have no fear, i've done my job and here are da winnas!


For putting a fresh spin on that old Vulcan favorite the award goes to:

Vorik: My lips to your lips...

Torres: My Fist to your face!

Looks like the health care system won't be changing much in the next couple hundred years:

Seven: "...and what kind of medical insurance does he have?"

We had this entry which proves that kids are the same all over, no matter what part of the universe they're from:

Borg Brat: "Can we assimilate yet?"
Borg Collective: "No."
Borg Brat: "Can we assimilate yet?"
Borg Collective: "No."
Borg Brat: "Can we assimilate yet?"
Borg Collective: "No."
Borg Brat: "Can we assimilate yet?"
Borg Collective: "No""
Borg Brat: "Can we assimilate yet?"
Borg Collective: "If you don't settle down, we'll turn this cube right around and go back."
Borg Brat 2: "How can anyone tell if the cube turns around?"
Borg Collective: "That's it..."

Proof that Gandhi had a great PR man:

GANDHI:If this jerk doesn't shut up, I'm gonna punch him in the face.

Proving once again that the KISS rule still applies:

Barclay: "JAZZHANDS!!!!!"

For a photoshop that was clearly an improvement over the original source material:

And this week we have a Special Spew Award going out along with a bill for a new keyboard to:

Worst Fund Raising Drive attempt ever:

Children (singing): "We are the Borg, we are the children, we are the ones who make a brighter day, so lets start giving...."

Congratulations to the winners and thank you all for playing. You rock!

And now, without further ado, i unveil a new round of photos to provide hours of captioning entertainment:

I will let this run for two weeks, so dig in, have fun, set a course for home and engage!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Fanks 4 da win!

Doctor: "Listen to me, she's been going on and on about Mars. She's really been there."
Man: "Use your head, you dumb bitch! She's just acting out the secret agent portion of her Ego Trip."
Doctor: "I'm afraid that's not possible."
Man: "Why not?"
Doctor: "Because we haven't implanted it yet!"

Crew: "IT'S BEHIND YOU!"
EMH: "Yeah, right. I'm not falling for that one again."

Janeway: "Did we have to get to this quadrant the same time as the Fresh Prince TV transmissions?"

Paris: "I don't get it. It's only 30 degrees here. What's a Vulcan doing sweating?"
Tuvok: "Plomeek chilli is not a logical combination."

Tuvok: "Damn! That chilli has some afterburn!"

 

[Finn]

Tom (OS): Can you keep her that way a bit longer?
Alien Nurse (OS): Huh...
Harry: Tom...
Tom: What? There's a racing shuttlecraft show over at the arena. She'd never allow me....

Doc: Okay, I promise not to sing again. Now will you lay down and allow me to give you medicobabblecine?

Janeway (Thinking): I wonder how the lizard babies are doing. I hope Chakotay turns off the ready room replicator when he clocks out. I hope Mark remembers to brush Molly twice a day....

Tom: Okay. I was wrong. Klingons can wear out Vulcans but not bald human Captains.

Tuvok: The ship...Did we save the ship?
Janeway: Yes, we did, Tuvok. Don't you remember

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the win!

Doctor: Dang, there's nothing in there.

The Doctors attempt to form hair turned ugly.

Janeway: Neelix, how is it that my putting my hands on my hips is an insult, but you grabbing your junk is a Political statement?

Tuvok: I am exhausted.

Paris: You only did one push up.

Tuvok: You are an impostor!

Janeway: Why, it's canon that I became an Admiral. Didn't you see Nemesis?

Tuvok: You're not helping your case. Did you appear in TATV too?

 

[Supernuke]

Janeway: For God's sake, Neelix! For the last time; You will never be a famous opera singer. I know you're bored being the "ambassador" for Voyager, but find another hobby! And doing it on diplomatic missions?! You're going to incite interstellar war! We have enough damn trouble in this quadrant as it is without your terrible singing!

Neelix: Stop, stop! I get it! You just have a way with words and subtlety don't you?

Janeway: Well you weren't taking the hint!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, Yeoman Randi!

Doctor: "Lice? You wish it was lice! What you've got is a bad case of Terrelian Head Cooties!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Thanks for the win!

DOCTOR: I'm gonna make her think we hooked up at a Christmas party.

NURSE: What?

DOCTOR: Saw it on a old TV show.

EMH: No doubt a "its right behind me, isnt it?" caption is in the making.

JANEWAY: Attention, this is the Captain. Karaoke Night is offically banned

TUVOK: Cut me.

PARIS: You don't wanna do it kid!

TUVOK: Cut me!

JANEWAY: You spilled the cocaine again, didnt you?

 

[Deranged Nasat]

It came from the reclamation tank on Deck 15. Leola Root Stew, in its ultimate form, and out for blood.

Janeway: "Hmmm. Okay, Neelix gets a four for effort, the Tak Tak guy gets an eight for the drama in his performance, as well as that luxuriant hair. Tak Tak guy, back to your station. Neelix, in order to preserve resources, you're being jettisoned next".

Neelix: "Isn't there some more sensible way to decide this?!!

Janeway: "Yes, but you might win that way".

Tuvok: "It happened...warp ten...whole episode...mutant babies...It happened!!"

Janeway: "Get him the help he needs, doctor".

 

[Alrik]

Sorry about the keyboard Randi , but a big THANKS!!

Alien: "You know, for a computer generated hologram, your reaction time really sucks."

Neelix: "..Heeeey macarena."

Janeway: *facepalm*

Janeway: "You appear to be hard at work. Is your back out again?"

Tuvok: "Brilliant. What gave it away?"

 

[Deranged Nasat]

"Behold! My latest medical marvel...the flying stool!"

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Janeway (O.S): You know, I'm having a hard time deciding whether that thing is front of you or behind you

Neelix: Ahhh!! My leg!!

Tak tak: Ahhh!! My Neck!!

Janeway puts phaser away

Janeway: It appears, negotiations are over

Tuvok: Go away Abrams!! Stop shining lights in my eyes!
Janeway: Wrong universe, Tuvok

 

[Itisnotlogical]

Tak-Tak: "Blue is the color of all that I wear, blue are the shields and all the nacelles too, I have a starship, and it is so blue..."

Janeway: "It's a faaaaake."

Tuvok: "It's real I'm telling you, it is so REAL!"

 

[Isis]

Janeway: "Mr. Tuvok, what's the deal with this 'Help, I've fallen and I can't get up'? What, have you become fascinated with 20th Century Earth commercials? What's next, 'Where's the beef?'"

 

[Isis]

EMH: "Neelix really has to be more careful. If any more of his turduckens get loose, we won't have anything left for Thanksgiving dinner."

 

[Isis]

Janeway: "Now, which one of Freddie Mercury's reinventions is this? And if you insist on a duet with him, would you please do it in the sound-proof holosuite?"

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Sensing danger, Neelix calls for help, not realizing Janeway is already behind him.

Neelix: "Ca-caw! Ca-caw!"

 

[Candlelight]

Doctor: "I'm picking up traces of Rohitnol in her sys-"
Paris: "COMPUTER, END EMH PROGRAM!"

EMH: "It's OK Kes, I think we got them all... why are you looking at me like that?"

Janeway was unfortunate enough to witness a Talaxian orgasm.

Scene from Brokeback Starship.

Janeway: "Tuvok, are you-"
Tuvok: "I WASN'T MASTERBATING!"
Janeway: "-free for dinner..."
Tuvok: "Oh... yes sure... let me just get... cleaned up..."
Janeway: "Is that a photo of Commander Chakotay?"

 

[M'Sharak]

EMH: 'SEA MONKEYS: Just add water,' my holographic ass. Kes, I'll get you for this!

 

[Ayelbourne]

Torres: Are you sure you're a gynecologist?

 

[Mistral]

Doctor: "She keeps saying, 'What, do I look like I have a hole in my head?' so I thought I'd help her out..."