Voyager Caption Contest #35: "What the Hell???"

[Kirby]

recycling my caption on this pic from several years ago:

Neelix: Captain, you've mentioned on several occasions that you want to 'open a can of whoop ass' unfortunately all I could find was chicken noodle. But here, I've warmed it up for you. Enjoy!

Neelix: (thinking) forehead bumps... eww!

Theorising that Sam Beckett could use a weapon to aid him in his leaping, Al threw a top secret gun 'gunny' into the quantum accelerator. Trapped in time, gunny finds himself leaping from gun to gun, shooting things that once were not shot. Hoping that each leap would be the leap home.

Tom's obsession with all things 20th century and nothing but holodeck time, he didn't even recognize his father anymore. He saw him as Mr. Wilhelm, George's boss on Seinfeld. He was also impressed to see the A-Team's Howlin Mad Murdock standing next to him.

Wow, the Mach 5 razor does give an amazingly close shave, but $40 for an eight pack?

 

[Rett Mikhal]

Janeway: "He ate what?"
Neelix: "The Special."
Janeway: "What is that?"
Neelix: "Have you ever seen Spaceballs?"

Neelix: "We need to find a way to cover these up if you're going to grow up to be the Orbitz Gum lady."

Sales Rep: "Oh, sorry. Yeah those phaser rifles get extremely hot if they're used for more than a few seconds."
Federation Rep: "Sold. We'll take 100 cases."

Janeway: "So... how's Earth?"
Barclay: "...Stable..."

Harry: "Yeah, we'll beat Naomi for the Orbitz Gum ads no matter how much plastic surgery it takes."

 

[Mistral]

Janeway: "Who's on the main screen?"

Paris: "It's The Big Head, The Sorta-Big Head, The Medium-sized Head and The Pinhead."

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Harry: No, really, this is my sexy face.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Yeoman Randi, I just gotta say, your avatar is seriously creeping me out

 

[Yeoman Randi]

^ Hahahahha!!!! I had that pic of my facebook page for a couple of days and my son (he's 26) told me, "change.that.picture.now."

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

HARRY: Since you were killed in that accident, I took over as ship's barber. Am I good, or what?

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Thanks for participating everyone! Please go to Caption Contest #36 to find out who the winners are and to submit new captions for the new contest.