Having failed science class, Seska was unaware that picking up lava with your bare hands is extremely inadvisable.
Voyager Caption Contest #35: "What the Hell???"
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Having failed science class, Seska was unaware that picking up lava with your bare hands is extremely inadvisable.
Neelix: Bitsy you need to quit using that spray tanner. You're starting to look a Mini-Me of Snooki from Jersey Shore.
^ Okay, morning coffee spew
^ 
Oh poop. I somehow missed the word "like" in my last caption. it should be "...look like a..." not "...look a..." 
Bitsy: No. I have seen Papa in a bedazzled pleather assless catsuit though.
Bitsy: "That Seven's a real bitch, isn't she?"
Neelix: "Yeah, but have you seen her in that catsuit?"
Neelix: Hello Mr. Vulcan...
Tuvok: Oh god, Neelix is here. Kill me now.
Janeway: I won't, but from the smell of it, that soup might. Phew!
Neelix: People making fun of the horns on your head, Naomi? Well, I know how you feel. The guy who started this caption contest called me a hedgehog!
Seska successfully auditioned for the 24th century's first Herbal Essence commercial.
Tom Paris: Preparing to fire quantum torpedos...
Janeway: Delay that order. Mr. Paris, work out your daddy issues on your own time, thank you very much!
The effects of Botox in the 24th century.
Neelix: "Don't worry. Everything is going to be just fine. Besides, you're older than my last girlfriend."
Naomi: Well, if the shoe fits.
Neelix: People making fun of the horns on your head, Naomi? Well, I know how you feel. The guy who started this caption contest called me a hedgehog!
Neelix: "Do I make you horny, baby!"
Try as they might, the Voyager crew just couldn't stop watching the 24th-century "Bohemian Rhapsody" video.
Viewscreen Admiral is watching you masturbate.
Viewscreen Admiral is watching you masturbate.
Side-effects of malfunctioning phaser: A spontaneous orgasm, followed by death.
Admiral Paris: Welcome back!
Janeway: We made it home, now to make a triumphant trip into Earth Orbit.
Paris: Captain, We just flew out of an exploding Borg Ship. We destroyed all our engines.
Janeway: Okay, so we'll make a triumphant limp on thrusters into Earth Orbit.
Tuvok: Structural Integrity fields are failing Captain. We need to get to a Spacedock quickly.
Janeway: So we're going to make an embarrassing trip being towed into a repair facility. I think I was better off in the Delta Quadrant.
ALIEN: "Ok I did what you asked"
Harry:"Thats not quite what I meant when I said I like them trimmed"
Neelix: "Do I make you horny, baby!"
^ That just aint right
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