The moment Roxann Dawson realized the price of becoming a director meant extra meetings with Rick Berman.
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The moment Roxann Dawson realized the price of becoming a director meant extra meetings with Rick Berman.
The moment Roxann Dawson realized the price of becoming a director meant extra meetings with Rick Berman.
...and Ryan...
One of the lesser known duties of security officers included assisting in ship wide head lice checks.
CUE: Psycho murder music.
Sonic shower door is ripped open to reveal Harry pulling a MRs. Doubtfire.
Ensign Mrs. Kim: "If I can't have a normal woman, nobody can!!!"
Unfortunately, B'Elanna is known for having kicked the crap out of a crazed Vulcan, so a human in a dress poses little threat. After a long stretch in sickbay and a longer stretch in the brig, Harry resolves to stick with the holodeck from now on.
Unfortunately...
Harry making out with cows, Janeway and tom having warp ten salamander sex, set a course for the weirdo nebula!
So, that's Tom, Janeway, and Harry. Any other crew members getting it on with animal life forms?
And oh yes, I forgot about Harry and cow, that will now be a thing in my caption entries -- Harry wants to make out with a cow\, has a bovine fetish. Even better if it's a male cow.
And oh yes, I forgot about Harry and cow, that will now be a thing in my caption entries -- Harry wants to make out with a cow\, has a bovine fetish. Even better if it's a male cow.
Conspiracy Part 2
Tuvok: "Captain, I regret that our shuttle factory has been destroyed."
Janeway: "How many times do I have to tell you Tuvok, we don't have a shuttle factory."
Tuvok: "When we were stranded in the delta quadrant, we had a complement of exactly 7 shuttlecraft. Over the course of our journey, 17 have been destroyed. As Lieutenant Paris would say, riddle me that."
Janeway: "I need a coffee..."
Tuvok: "Mr Kim was asking questions about the shuttle factory. He said if he didn't get a promotion he would tell the crew about that wormhole we found last week."
Janeway: "Place a security detail outside the torpedo factory. We're not going back to Earth if I can help it. I'll be tried for murder, war crimes.. god knows what else."
Doctor: "He was right about one thing though. Maybe it really isn't about the destination. Maybe it is about the journey."
Janeway: "Computer deactivate EMH."
Chakotay: "I was counting the Photon Torpedos... Mr Tuvok.. he decompressed the cargo hold. Then everything went dark. I was lucky I wasn't ejected into space."
Doctor: "Rediculous! You were on an away mission and fell in a ditch. That was a big knock to your head."
Chakotay: "But Doctor..."
Doctor: "Dismissed Commander."
Tuvok: "Commander Chakotay has taken the Delta Flyer and is heading towards the Wormhole."
Janeway: "Photon Torpedos, full spread."
Tuvok: "It would seem the Commander has transported all torpedos and the entire production facility into space."
Janeway: "Ready Phasers and aim for the floating torpedos. No one's getting back to Earth today."
2 weeks pass, Voyager discovers a damaged, jury-rigged Delta Flyer in a neighbouring star system...
Melted Chakotay: "You almost got me. That explosion destabilised the wormhole. We could have gotten home. But you'd rather flit around the Delta Quadrant, leaving nothing but chaos in your wake. I found an Alien Empire and told them everything. Your days are numbered Captain."
Janeway: "Kill him, Tuvok."
Melted Chakotay: "Hold on. Remember that candle I bought you for your birthday?"
Janeway: "What of it?"
Melted Chakotay: "I heard the ghost of certain plucky ensign is itching to pay you a visit..."
Ghost Harry: "Oh yeah, thats hot!"
B'Elanna: "Who's there? I'll kill you!"
Ghost Harry: "Too late! Bwahahaha!"
Melted Chakotay escaped and joined the Malon. Voyager finally made it back to Earth, by accident. Janeway, Tuvok and The Doctor were tried for various crimes and sent to Rura Penthe. Ghost Harry was introduced to Beverley Crusher. The End.
Tuvok: "Captain, I regret that our shuttle factory has been destroyed."
Janeway: "How many times do I have to tell you Tuvok, we don't have a shuttle factory."
Tuvok: "When we were stranded in the delta quadrant, we had a complement of exactly 7 shuttlecraft. Over the course of our journey, 17 have been destroyed. As Lieutenant Paris would say, riddle me that."
Janeway: "I need a coffee..."
Tuvok: "Mr Kim was asking questions about the shuttle factory. He said if he didn't get a promotion he would tell the crew about that wormhole we found last week."
Janeway: "Place a security detail outside the torpedo factory. We're not going back to Earth if I can help it. I'll be tried for murder, war crimes.. god knows what else."
Doctor: "He was right about one thing though. Maybe it really isn't about the destination. Maybe it is about the journey."
Janeway: "Computer deactivate EMH."
Chakotay: "I was counting the Photon Torpedos... Mr Tuvok.. he decompressed the cargo hold. Then everything went dark. I was lucky I wasn't ejected into space."
Doctor: "Rediculous! You were on an away mission and fell in a ditch. That was a big knock to your head."
Chakotay: "But Doctor..."
Doctor: "Dismissed Commander."
Tuvok: "Commander Chakotay has taken the Delta Flyer and is heading towards the Wormhole."
Janeway: "Photon Torpedos, full spread."
Tuvok: "It would seem the Commander has transported all torpedos and the entire production facility into space."
Janeway: "Ready Phasers and aim for the floating torpedos. No one's getting back to Earth today."
2 weeks pass, Voyager discovers a damaged, jury-rigged Delta Flyer in a neighbouring star system...
Melted Chakotay: "You almost got me. That explosion destabilised the wormhole. We could have gotten home. But you'd rather flit around the Delta Quadrant, leaving nothing but chaos in your wake. I found an Alien Empire and told them everything. Your days are numbered Captain."
Janeway: "Kill him, Tuvok."
Melted Chakotay: "Hold on. Remember that candle I bought you for your birthday?"
Janeway: "What of it?"
Melted Chakotay: "I heard the ghost of certain plucky ensign is itching to pay you a visit..."
Ghost Harry: "Oh yeah, thats hot!"
B'Elanna: "Who's there? I'll kill you!"
Ghost Harry: "Too late! Bwahahaha!"
Melted Chakotay escaped and joined the Malon. Voyager finally made it back to Earth, by accident. Janeway, Tuvok and The Doctor were tried for various crimes and sent to Rura Penthe. Ghost Harry was introduced to Beverley Crusher. The End.
@USS Artorius - That... was AWESOME!! 
Awesome entry, USS Artorius. :-)
Torres: "Computer, activate Beverly Crusher program Surprise Scottish Ghost Sex in a Sonic Shower. OOOHHH, YEEEAAAHHH....."
Torres: "Computer, activate Beverly Crusher program Surprise Scottish Ghost Sex in a Sonic Shower. OOOHHH, YEEEAAAHHH....."
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