Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #243: The One With a Spoiler in the Thread Title (EVERYONE DIES)
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Kim: "Guess who I'm supposed to be!
*crickets*
Give up? Harry Mudd! Ha! Stumped you, didn't I?"
*collective groan*
Janeway: "Ensign, we cancelled the Fantastic Four play for tonight. Oh, you didn't read the memo? No promotion for you, Ensign Thing."
Torres: "You think anybody else will notice we're wearing identical wigs?"
Janeway: "What is this? Some kind of long-range sensor scan of an unknown space phenomena?"
Torres: "A vagina. Since 7 was assimilated young, we're going to have to teach her about the birds and the bees."
"I knew I shouldn't have replicated a Dilophosaurus for a pet."
That moment when Harry yammers on and on and on for so long that you just vomit on yourself.
The crew finds out why Janeway never lets anyone see her before she's had her first cup of coffee.
Is Janeway a good witch of a bad witch? Let's throw a bucket of water on her and see if she melts...
Janeway: "Guys, when I said I wanted the hull plating so clean you could see my face in it, I didn't mean with me inside the ship!"
Janeway: "You see, Ensign, this is an example of why you don't get promoted: You came to a briefing with a mud mask on."
Perpetual Ensign Harry: "But how else am I supposed to exfoliate my delicate pours?"
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MEANWHILE, DECADES LATER ON TV...
It was then at the age of 73, Jerry Ryan realized Paramount would have her playing 7 of 9 until she looked like she was one slip in the shower away from death like Patrick...
It was then at the age of 73, Jerry Ryan realized Paramount would have her playing 7 of 9 until she looked like she was one slip in the shower away from death like Patrick...
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