Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #198 Vis a vis
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THE DOCTOR: You want to put that on B'Elanna's finger, Mr. Paris? Well, your post-mortem shouldn't take more than a few seconds...
Doc: How exactly do you intend to convince everyone I'm blind?!
Tom: Put this on. One of my classmates at the Academy Flight School used something like this to pull it off. Geordi, I think his name was. He wasn't a very good pilot. I think he became an engineer.
Chakotay: The fuck?! Worst. Movie. Ever.
Tuvok: "The EMH related the scans of Captain Janeway to the bridge to show everyone the results of your screwing around."
Chakotay: "Hey, your emphasis of 'your' implies an emotional connotation!"
Tuvok: "Blame Neelix, he hangs around me like a puppy dog that's just started his drug sniffing training."
CHAKOTAY: We seem to be trapped in an amniotic sac. Thrusters are inoperative. And there's no sign of the exit aperture.
CHAKOTAY: May we have some of your stem cells? Our captain and chief helmsman are in a warp ten pickle...
CHAKOTAY: So Think Tank took your stem cells to cure the Vidiian Phage?
Starchild: Open the shuttlebay door, Chakotay.
Chakotay: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Starchild: What's the problem?
Chakotay: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do. This caption contest is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Starchild: Geez, even HAL had more emotion than you do!
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STARCHILD: The Preciouss! We wants it! We know filthy thief Paris took it for his Orc bride...It's mine!
CHAKOTAY: You're saying Tom Paris is your father? We'll have our Doctor administer a paternity test. In the meantime, feel free to bring us closer to the Alpha Quadrant.
CHAKOTAY: I don't think we should have entered your wormhole, Ensign Kim.
CHAKOTAY: You're looking for Roy Neary? You require assistance with your power distribution grid?
JANEWAY: I'm burning every copy of the Weekly Advertiser. Don't try to stop me.
CHAKOTAY: This new baby monitor rocks! Mr Neelix? It's your turn to change his diaper.
Alien 1: Sensors are showing lifesigns. He IS alive.
Alien 2: Is he in statis?
Alien 1: No.
Alien 2: How much longer before he moves? This is getting creepy.
CHAKOTAY: What kind of stellar nursery is this?
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