Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #197 shipmates

[JirinPanthosa]

PARIS: I thought the Delaney sisters would never leave.
KIM: Best. Beards. Ever.
RICK BERMAN: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! Who wrote this script? You're fired! There's no homosexuality in my show! Give Tom a female love interest immediately!

SEVEN: I scanned your genealogical history and found you actually had an ancestor who spent most of her life in prison, a 'Kalina Reznikov'.
JANEWAY: Don't tell me what happened to her.

B'elana emerged as champion of Voyager's first annual dramatic look contest, with Seven coming in a close second.

 

[Mr Soak]

Harry: For me? You shouldn't have.
Tom: I didn't.
Harry: Aww.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Paris: "Harry, dropping flowers in the corridor in the hopes that a woman will pick up one and give it back to you doesn't count, you know."
Kim: "What? It worked for Maggie O'Halloran's hankie."

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Seven: The Nielsen conduit has failed.
Both: We’re losing viewers!

 

[IMC Headquarters]

"Pistils at dawn, Harry."

 

[Catarina]

I'll 'see' you all one-two weeks ^_^

 

[Catarina]

I updated with a fourth image. Now I'm signing off. (For real this time Muahaha)

 

[Qonundrum]

Chakotay: "I am sorry but you are not allowed to go backstage to have them autograph your head. Just think of what that permanent ink's toxins will do to your livers! Worse than my ex on Everclear..."

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Chell: (thinking) "What is he babbling about? He's like the thing that wouldn't shut up."

(Do you recognize this line, BTW?)

 

[IMC Headquarters]

CHAKOTAY: Your Red Alert Chili blew out ten plasma exhaust manifolds across multiple decks. It's a wonder we still have structural integrity!

 

[IMC Headquarters]

CHAKOTAY: Your Holo-Addiction Cream Pies are a hit!

 

[Herbert]

Torres and Seven discover a deep personal connection while playing Mozart's Piano Concerto No 27

 

[IMC Headquarters]

CHAKOTAY: So you say that Seska gave you the recipe for Macrovirus and Cheese?

 

[IMC Headquarters]

CHAKOTAY: Chell.
CHELL: Chakotay.
CHAKOTAY: Chillin'?
CHELL: Champing.
CHAKOTAY: Check.
CHELL: Ciao!
CHAKOTAY: (chuckles)

 

[IMC Headquarters]

TORRES: Last one to the Director's chair is a rotten egg!

 

[IMC Headquarters]

CHAKOTAY: You look depressed. Report to sickbay.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

CHAKOTAY: Internal sensors detected an intruder. I had no idea it was you, Boo Berry. I'm sorry, but you're out of luck. Mr. Paris ate the last box...

 

[DrBob]

Tom: Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
Harry: Goggles, a flask of LN2 and a hammer?

B’Elanna: Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
Seven: DVORAK or AZERTY?

Janeway: Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
Seven: There is no one on deck 9 section 12 who does not know what you're thinking.

 

[Catarina]

**closed for new entries** ( post if you want but won't judge them)

Great turn out. Going to stop accepting so I can catch up tomorrow.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

CHAKOTAY: Chell.
CHELL: Chakotay.
CHAKOTAY: Chow choices?
CHELL: Chai Cheetos chutney or Chilean chow mein on Cheerios.
CHAKOTAY: Chai Cheetos chutney or Chilean chow mein on Cheerios???
CHELL: Check.
CHAKOTAY: Chuck it.