Yay! Two in the same contest! Sometimes the best prank you can play is no prank at all. Just point and laugh quietly every time he turns his back on you. Janeway: "Harry, what type of center do these chocolates have?" Kim: "Ghost pepper. Why?" Tuvok tries to disprove the persistent rumor that Vulcans have X-ray vision. Paris: "Let's see...I'll have a banana split with strawberry sauce, chopped peanuts, and double down on the whipped cream. Oh! With extra jimmies." Kim: "Ha ha. Do I look like a soda jerk to you?" Chakotay (muttering): "Soda? No. Jerk? Yes." Kim: "Nobody asked you!"