Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption contest #190 Zimmerman

[Catarina]

you guys were soooo good! I enjoyed this round. my honorable mention list would have been long. I had to keep it short to keep us moving on. It's crunch time for me tonight

Surprising acts of thoughtfulness goes to: Tricky Dickie

Seven knew that the vintage Tonka toy bulldozer needed a lot of work, but she was determined to have it finished in time for Tom's birthday.

Lucky for you, your face is perfection award: Triskelion

Seven: What are you cooking?
Chakotay: Carrot soup.
Seven: And...?
Chakotay: Carrot fritters.
Seven: And...?
Chakotay: Carrot juice.
Seven: And...?
Chakotay: Millet couscous.
Seven: OK.
Chakotay: With roasted carrots.
Seven: Are you in fact cooking anything at all with no carrots in it?
Chakotay: The soufflé.
Seven: What is in the soufflé?? And bear in mind if you say carrots, I will assimilate you.
Chakotay: ........................ Baby carrots.

Knock before you Enter award: Jirin Panthosa

DOC: Oh, no, you did not need to sacrifice yourself to save me from the evil oppressive crew!
HOLOGRAPHIC SEVEN: Please, make love to me one last time!
SEVEN: This was the original ending to your holonovel, Doctor?
REAL DOC: Ahem...no! I don't know how this got here

I should re-title this award to: I shouldn't have laughed but I did award: Tharp Devenport

Picardo: "Oh no! What has Harvey Weinstein done to you?!"

Me likey award goes to: Cutie Mcwhiskers and Nerys

not sure trapping this song in my head is worth promoting but...: AC2T

Seven of Nine to the bridge - We didn’t start the fire.

This round:

 

[tharpdevenport]

Janeway: "Just keep looking at it."

Doc: "But nothing is happening."

Janeway: "Look harder. Concentrate."

Doc: "Okay, but I'm a highly advance program and don't need to look at things in order to discern pa--"

JUMP SCARE HORROR LADY FACE: "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

Doc: "AGH! SON OF A BITCH!"

Picardo: "...and then Harvey came out of the shower in a towel. And then he asked me if I'd like to ... like to ... like ... Garret says it's the 'Towel trap'."

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Zimmerman: "Ah, there you are! Have you got a cure for a crick in the neck?"
Doctor : "I do, but you're not going to like it..."

Zimmerman: "Who is this Larry person you say I resemble?"

 

[Qonundrum]

EMH: "No, you're the clone!"
Zimmerman: "No, you're the clone!"
Both: "Let's ask Quark!"
Barclay: "What, do I look like I pilot garbage ships for the galaxy or something?"



EMH: "No, you're the clone!"
Zimmerman: "No, you're the clone!"
EMH: "Will you ever tire of this?"
Zimmerman: "Will you ever tire of this?"
EMH: "Only when 20 won't go back to 10."



EMH: "Computer, show me another picture of a hologram's intestine. Small this time, that one is too large."



EMH: "I'm the only Star Trek character who can pull off wearing blue, red, and gold. Let's just never speak of gold again. It makes my ears look big and not all the better to hear you with."

 

[Catarina]

EMH OC: Who decided the uniform colors anyway? Mustard is not our color.
Zimmerman: I didn't program you to take an interest in make overs.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

BARCALAY: If I could make a suggestion for EMH Mark 5 based on my experience as a hologram hobbyist.
DOC: He's going to suggest bigger boobs.
ZIMMERMAN: Those programs are for my personal use only.



DOC: It doesn't bother you at all that we're sentient and you laid creation to a race of slaves?
ZIMMERMAN: I patched the sentience bug in security update 2.4.


DOC: My God. You have Fractal Polyps!


DOC: Seriously, Andy Dick? You based my replacement on ANDY DICK?!

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

I didn’t spend all that time making ‘additions’ to my program for you to name me ..... LITTLE MAC!!!

 

[Catarina]

i no longer see the images. . maybe it is the server or my end. i will look into it tomorrow

 

[Qonundrum]

"What do you mean, I can't show my chest hair because of regulation 127.4, thanks to what Riker did!"

 

[Qonundrum]

"Keep squeezing Doc, you can do it!"
"Stop talking to myself!"

"We're All Devo!"

"Nice to see all three of me could make it!"

 

[Qonundrum]

Nobody was sure what was worse: The bluescreen effect glowing on Barclay's back, or how the toupee was so much an epic fail that nobody would want toupee for it...



"That bluescreen above is bad!"
"No, that's okay! The possum draped on his head and dead that he pretends is hair is!! If you want bad bluescreen, go watch Doctor Who from 1975!"



"How come you can't do better bluescreen effects you silly computer? You have Reg feeling blue!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

PostImages.org appears to be back now, but old loaded images are not displaying.

 

[Catarina]

PostImages.org appears to be back now, but old loaded images are not displaying.

I know. When I have a moment I am going to find a new host. It is possible it was pulled for copyright. *shrugs*

 

[tharpdevenport]

PostImages went down days ago and no images were working. I think any image hosted there before it went down probably is gone now, not a copyright trip.

 

[Catarina]

I didn't save the images on my HD so I can't even remember which ones now. hah. I'm going to repost another contest tonight. Thanks for letting me know.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Well, it worked. Postimg.cc is still functioning for old-loaded images.

 

[Catarina]

Thank you!

 

[Herbert]

Barclay: <to EMH> You don't have the neck tilt quite down yet. Keep working on it