Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #187 Winter Games

[Qonundrum]

Torres: "Be careful. If Neelix walks by he'll be staring until we're done."
Tom: "No worries, this place is so frigid it's not worth bothering to try."

Janeway: "Q, these are not the coffee bean mines on Folgers VIII."
Q: "Oh, but they are Kathy. You just didn't say when. That's not my fault."
Janeway: "Now I see why the Scandanavians called you 'Loki'. You're just a bored trickster."
Q: "Why not ask what the Gallifreyans call me. They're more interesting than a bunch of puny Earthlings."

"What's in here?"
"Hopefully no beasts. But there are never any beasts in any caves, even after a hundred episodes."

"Oh look, a toaster!"
"Bet it doesn't work!"

Voyager, now believing it is a human being,
decided to go skating on the ice rink.
Pity it forgot the skates...​

 

[Catarina]

Kim: If Yukon Cornelius shows up with that pick axe and the abominable snow man, I'm out of here.
Chakotay: "In the Delta Quadrant? Seriously? Stop playing around."
Kim: "Says the guy with the digital butt crack finding his ancestoral link 75,000 light years away."

 

[Leviathan]

A scene from the wisely un-aired pilot for Star Trek: Canada

 

[Leviathan]

The Emergency Inflatable Engineer concept did not pan out.

 

[Nerys Myk]

We'll have you up in a jiffy Mister...Zod, was it? Say, how did you get down there in the first place?

 

[Leviathan]

Voyager: WHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

[Orac]

Ensign 1: You get the door open, then we both rapel to the floor and I say -- Happy New Year!
Ensign 2: And I say -- Merry Christmas mother fuckers!
Ensign 1: No! You don't say anything!
Ensign 2: Aw man!

 

[Orac]

Captain's Log Stardate 3.14159: I've discovered Commander Chakotay's man cave, the walls appear to be covered in a mysterious white substance...

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Janeway: Great job Tom. An entire planet, and you land here.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Janeway: "I appreciate your efforts to cheer up my ready room, Mr. Neelix, but why did you choose such a bright shade of green?"
Neelix: (OS) "No reason."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Mistress Janeway: "I've created this holographic representation of how I really feel about you, Chacotay."

 

[Orac]

Captain's Log Stardate 3.141592: The man cave appears to be deserted, except for what appears to be some antique literature...

 

[Orac]

Ensign 1: Now I don't want to alarm you, but I think I heard a Yeti behind that ridge.
Ensign 2: Right. Now what are we going to do?
Ensign 1: Shit our pants?
Ensign 2: No, I've already done that.
Ensign 1: I thought so.

 

[Triskelion]

Harry: It's not recognizing our IDC!
Paris: Nerd.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Paris: "Okay, I've sealed the Borg children in."

Torres: "Won't be seeing them ever again."

Janeway (over the comm): "Janeway to Mr. Paris -- is it to late to toss Naomi in?"

 

[Tenacity]

Captain's Log; When Mr. Neelix asked what I liked, and I said coconut frosting, I didn't realizes we were talking about redecorating my quarters.

 

[Herbert]

Ensign Lefty: The tricorder says 'winter is coming'
Ensign Righty: It's a stark reality

 

[Nerys Myk]

TORRES: Fair warning, If worse comes to worse, I can and will roast you and eat you. I even have an old family recipe.

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Chakotay: Tricorder says the controls are on the edge over there. Wait here. I'll see if I can get this hatch to open.

 

[TrickyDickie]

Harry: "It's snow! Snow! In the same sector!"

Chakotay: "Knock it off....you're not David Marcus and I'm sure as hell not Saavik!"