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Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #179 Recalling differently

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Catarina

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There are two more rounds before I retire. It's bitter sweet. I think this will be a good thing for a new judge. What's funny to me might not be for everyone else. It's been an honor serving as your Captain ;)

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Dangit Tharp! Got me to laugh over cheap jab at Janeway an Chakotay.
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7 of 9: "Can I be of assistance?"

Tuvok: "We're here on orders of Captain Janeway; there can only be one crew member with boobs bigger than heres, Chacotay. This is your breast reduction operation. Fire!"

Harry: "Oh, fuck -- she's got Boob Shields!"



Honorary mention: Cat for getting the reference. :P
[V.O]: David Banner. Shuttlecraft Technician. Seeking a way to tap into the hidden strength that all humans have. Then, an accidental overdose of gamma radiation alters his body chemistry. Now, whenever he becomes angry or outraged, a startling metamorphasis occurs...

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Chakotay: Shuttlecraft Technician Banner, report to my office immediately!

Banner: Mr. Chakotay... Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!


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hahahaha! Maybe it's the way I read it but it worked, Laura.

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Ferengi: "There's a loose thread on your robe. Allow me to snip it off.

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let's scratch off this award name today and call it Tuvok's Logic award goes to Jirin:
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SEVEN: Actually, now that I think about it, why did you guys turn off the adaptation stuff to begin with? Seems like a big advantage when I'm on your side.


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Immature but Effective award: Triskellion
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Security Crewman: Boob Shields! Quick Harry, break out your Nerd Ray!
Kim: THAT ISN'T A THING!!!
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I like collaborations Jirin and Tharp Devenport

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TOM: Who was it who wrote this Emergency Piloting Hologram program again?
DOC: Somebody named Deanna Troi, why do you ask?
EPH Troi: "Please state the nature of the object you'd like to crash into."

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This round: I'm pretty sure I've done this episode...whoops. But I just watched it so it's on the brain.

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I was actually thinking along the lines of "There's a stain on your jacket (rips off the sleeve to sabotage)" Ever seen the "Here's Lucy" episode "Lucy Stops a Marriage?"

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Neelix:
"If you don't want to play "here we go round the leola bush, just say so!"

Or

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"Big hug!"

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Doctor: "I told you not to look directly at the eclipse."
 
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Welcome. ;-)


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And not wanting to place the blame on herself for the promotion, Janeway simply tossed the pip into the group of potentials and let them battle it out. Poor emo Harry didn't do so well.



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"Shatner?"

Docor: "No, J.J. Abrahms."



LAST TIME, ON "STAR TREK: VOYAGER".....

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Mistress Janeway: "'Boob Shields'?"

Harry: "Yes, sir, mistress Janeway."

Janeway: "Fire quantum torpedoes at her. It worked for the Defiant. Then slap her around a little bit and tell her she's a dirty girl."
 
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Quarren: (OS)..here, you can see Lt. Kim discussing tactical data with Captain Janeway...

Doc: (OS) That's absurd. Out of all the inaccuracies you put in this "recreation"' you made Harry Kim a Lieutenant?!?
 
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Staffer: I still haven't figured out what this thing is yet.

Quarren: Voyager's home planet is overrun by large creatures called dinosaurs. This was a medical delivery system for something called Tylenol

Staffer: So they gave this to sick dinosaurs? How'd they get them to swallow it?

Quarren: Ahem... they didn't.

Staffer: Oh..OH! :: Wipes his hands on his pants :: I think I'll go wash up.
 
T4TW CATARINA!! Will hate to see you go!!!
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Janeway: Bring me the head of that worthless POS Ki - oh hi Ensign Kim I thought you were Durst.
Kim: DURST GOT HIS FACE RIPPED OFF!!!

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Scientist (to woman): I used to bench 300.
Woman: So are you all historical revisionists here??
 
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"Huuummmmm ... this looks very very complicated -- I'm going to have to be very careful exactly how hard I whack it with a hammer each time."
 
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Janeway: "This coffee is disgusting, Ensign. Off with your head!!"
Tuvok: "With pleasure, Captain!" <fires phaser>
 
Now we know why Kim was willing to beat up the Kyrian all day....
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[Harry] How about 25 more of those Lobi Crystals I stole from the Ferrengi?
[Janeway] You fooled me once into promoting you that way.... not again. How do you expect to make Lt. Cmdr. by stealing worthless trinkets? Maybe if you can "convince" or Kyrian friend to tell us Tedron's location...
 
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