Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #178 Take This!

[Catarina]

Because the previous one is closed, I will be cutting and pasting here. So prepare for a double feature! (I can't do more than x amount of photos so some will be missing :/ lesson learned!

to our winners

SO many good ones! Or I'm overly fond of my trek peeps. Either way, here's my list:

Viewers hope that side room is a bathroom: Laura

Janeway: "When I get my hands on the person who replaced my coffee with prune juice..."


Oh good, I didn't want to ask award: AC2T

Barclay: So... how did you fill in the "gaps" of Commander Chakotay's physical parameters file for your holodeck simulation?


Suck it up, buttercup: Nerys

RYAN: Are you insane? If my waist was compressed any smaller I'd die!


Catarina: Harry can't think of a Caption and I can't make up my mind on a winner: ACT2

Paris: Still can't think of a caption, eh Harry?


Logistical mind F**** award goes to: Timewalker. Free shipping from the Alpha quadrant? Amazing customer service!

B'Elanna: Why are these pineapples and flowers made of plastic? Why didn't you replicate real ones?

Tom: I got a great deal on eBay - 1 cent each, plus free shipping, all the way from China.


Get with the program...you program!: Jirin Panthosa

TOM: Computer, for the last time. I don't want to get LEI'D, I want to get...


Got a "ha!" reaction award: Triskelion
Vorik: Allow me to take this opportunity to declare Konat-so-I-gotta-take-a-leeky. My desire to -
Tom: Sorry, if it's not a "Vorik gets lei-ed' joke I ain't interested.

Don't anger the forehead award: Leadhead
B'Elanna: Doctor, you can look at these readouts from any one of the 36 other screens in sickbay. Either get out of my personal space bubble or I'll add uncontrollable diarrhea to your program.

Don't count on it: Finn

Doc: I bet you that you wouldn't be giving me attitude if I had the appearance of Julian Bashir....

Janeway: Obviously this superglue doesn't know who it's dealing with!
Seven: Obviously.


Burning question award: Triskelion

Harry: HarVok?
Tuvok: No. TuKim?
Harry: No. KimVok?
Tuvok: No. Vokhar?
Harry: No. Kim-Vok-Tu-Har?
Tuvok: No. Ryvok?
Harry: No. Harturyvok?
Tuvok: No. Tuharvokkimvok?
Harry: No. Harryvok?
Tuvok: No. Tuvohar?
Harry: No. Harkok?
Tuvok: No. Uvokimhar?
Harry: No. Kimvory?
Tuvok: No. Tuvarry?
Harry: No. Harvohar?
Tuvok: No. Vokarry?
Harry: No. Harryvokimtuvokim?
Tuvok: No -
Alien: HOW ABOUT TIM?!
Harry: Tim?
Tuvok: Tim....
Harry: Tim.
Tuvok: Tim.
...
Alien: So whose half a brain does your transporter mutant get?

CutieMcwhiskers is a natural award

Paris: "Be careful, that's a polymorph you're drinking".

Gotta-Love-a-nostalgic manip award: Nerys

Woman: Oh God, I'm supposed to be Ginger!


Have I sunk low? Probably!!! Lesson 45: The art of Warped. TharpDevenport

Barclay: "But it's this thick..."

7: "I don't know, I'm kind of already involved with wood, if you know what I mean..."



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This round:

 

[tharpdevenport]

7 of 9: "Can I be of assistance?"

Tuvok: "We're here on orders of Captain Janeway; there can only be one crew member with boobs bigger than heres, Chacotay. This is your breast reduction operation. Fire!"

Harry: "Oh, fuck -- she's got Boob Shields!"

"The Hu-mons calls it circumcision. Now be still and prepare for the circumcision!"

 

[JirinPanthosa]

NEELIX: Nono, I swear! The Ferengi have been rehabilitated, they're more like 20th century capitalist humans now, not like weird cartoon stereotypes! Haven't you seen DS9?
FERENGI: IMPOSSIBLE!

SEVEN: Actually, now that I think about it, why did you guys turn off the adaptation stuff to begin with? Seems like a big advantage when I'm on your side.

TOM: Who was it who wrote this Emergency Piloting Hologram program again?
DOC: Somebody named Deanna Troi, why do you ask?

 

[tharpdevenport]

TOM: Who was it who wrote this Emergency Piloting Hologram program again?
DOC: Somebody named Deanna Troi, why do you ask?

EPH Troi: "Please state the nature of the object you'd like to crash into."

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Another win! Surprised my Kim diss wasn't one, though...

Tom: "See? There really are sparks flying between us."
B'Elanna: "If you think your little romantic gesture outweighs the fact that you created a massive hull breach, you're dead wrong."
Tom: "Oooh...sorry for causing you all of that extra work."
B'Elanna: "And if you think I'm going to fix it, you're-"
Tom: "-double dead wrong. Got it. (sighs) Of all the girls on the ship, I have to go and pick the one who won't let me get away with anything."

All participants in the first annual Voyager eating contest are entitled to a free powerwashing of their duty uniforms.

 

[Triskelion]

T4TW, Catarina!

Neelix: First I get rolled for my shoes by a one-eyed poet, and now this?? Say what you want about the Kazon, but at least with them I could tell the cops about it!

Security Crewman: Boob Shields! Quick Harry, break out your Nerd Ray!
Kim: THAT ISN'T A THING!!!

Neelix: Well B'Elanna, since Kes and I split up, I'm free as a Talaxian fur fly and ready to partay - hey where'd she go?

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Quark's latest holo-novel is a play based on one of his favorite chapters in Hoo-man history:

Left Ferrengi: I'm Trump's favorite son!
Right Ferrengi: No, I am!
3rd Ferrengi: But he named me Senior Advisor
L & R Ferrengi: GET HIM!

Tuvok: Remember your Starfleet training. Before firing, take the most exposed and indefensible position in the corridor. Do not use any security forcefields to protect yourself from weapons fire. You are now ready...

Janeway: Voyager to Shuttlecraft. For future reference, the automatic garage door opener is on the left side of your panel, just below the button to engage the docking tractor beams.

 

[Finn]

Thanks for the win

Arridor: You are even worse that that imbecile Rom....
Neelix: Who?
Kol: Just some idiot back home, working on one of those Cardassian space stations. You'd sooner make Grand Nagus...

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

[V.O]: David Banner. Shuttlecraft Technician. Seeking a way to tap into the hidden strength that all humans have. Then, an accidental overdose of gamma radiation alters his body chemistry. Now, whenever he becomes angry or outraged, a startling metamorphasis occurs...

Chakotay: Shuttlecraft Technician Banner, report to my office immediately!

Banner: Mr. Chakotay... Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!

 

[Herbert]

Ferengi (left): And this is how you make giant sword scissors.

Seven of Nine: We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. We will add your technological garment distinctiveness to our own. Say yes to the blouse. Prepare to be assimilated

Director: Damn it! CUT! I wanted the blue sparky effects for this scene.

 

[Catarina]

Say yes to the blouse.

Sounds like a spin off from a TLC show.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Ferengi: "There's a loose thread on your robe. Allow me to snip it off."

 

[Timewalker]

(Thank you, Catarina! )

Seven: This is an extremely inefficient method for the Doctor to tell if I would look good in a green bodysuit.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SEVEN: Plot armor test successful. Tell the Captain, we're ready to beam down.