Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest # 173 Set Tech

[Leviathan]

Ball: You. Shall not. Pass.

 

[Leviathan]

Janeway: No more texting! I'm keeping all the smartphones until the status meeting is over.

 

[Finn]

Neelix: That looks like a rest area with a fast food joint that serves Leola Root....

Everybody else: NO!

 

[Triskelion]

Janeway: Are you ready for the Starfleet Weapons Conference in New Paris?
Chakotay: Yes, Captain. Computer, how do you say "I am an arms dealer," in French?
Computer: Je suis un trafiquant d'armes.
Chakotay: "Je suis un d'arbre."
Janeway: Computer, was that statement correct?
Computer: Affirmative.
Chakotay: Great, I'll be off now.
...
Janeway: And Chakotay?
Chakotay: Yes, Captain?
Janeway: You're gonna be the most poplar officer there.

 

[Nerys Myk]

NEELIX: Lt. Torres, I'm not sure how this will help.

TORRES: Damn, he's on to us.