Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest # 173 Set Tech

[Catarina]

I just realized I have been running this contest for two years. cool! Anyway, here is this round of winners:

Illogical disappointment award goes to Laura:

Vorik: "MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!"
Tuvok: "I regret to inform you that we are not playing the Captain Proton program today."
Vorik: "What, you mean I practiced Chaotica's evil laugh for nothing?"
Tuvok: "I am afraid so."

Too immature for a mate award goes to Nerys:

TUVOK: And then once the Ponn Farr passes you will mate....
VORIKL Ick! What about the cooties!!!

Vorik #brokennose award: Orac

Vorik: You spelled antimatter wrong.

Not a clone just miscommunication award: Jirin

B'ELANA: Wait, who is this guy Taurik? Is he your brother?
VAURIK: No, that's me. On my first day after transferring from the Enterprise the chief engineer called me Vaurik, and I didn't correct him. ...Now that you know, can you call me Taurik?
B'ELANA: Sure Saurik.

Two good throw backs but I chose to Bevis one because I cackled and I owned the poster (what was I thinking??).Winner: To AC2T

Vorik: I am the GREAT CORNHOLIO! Do you have TP?
Tuvok: Clearly, we have found the thief stealing the Captain's coffee

Cat's ahahaha award: Tharpdevenport

Torres: "Wait, wait, wait -- check out my Chacotay mating call impression," cups her mouth, "Wood! I'm wooden!"

I thought it was creative award winner: Laura

Doctor: "Hold still while I tune it in."
Announcer: "xxxt!-VLKN, coming to you live from the top of Mount Seleya. We've got a full selection of music to meditate by. VLKN Vulcan radio. All logic, all day long."

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Double win! Awesome!

Paris (off screen): "So, how do you like this MacGyver-themed holoprogram so far?"
Neelix: "Not much. How the heck am I supposed to repair a broken warp field generator with a pop can?"
Paris: "Note to self: wait for Torres to be free next time."

 

[ThatChapThere]

Janeway (off screen): Neelix, have you found out what's wrong yet?
Neelix: No, but I think I know why that young lieutenant Paris has been behaving oddly lately.
Janeway: A hidden alien that can somehow influence people's speech and coordination?
Neelix: No captain. There's a brewery down here!

Janeway: Commander, can't you do your polar exploration roleplaying on the holodeck?
Chakotay: It has to be an authentic experience.

Chakotay: These are the detai...

Tom Paris: Heh, I'd just like to point out that if you ever see coloured wiggly lines like this in space, you should probably, y'know, report to sickbay or something, because you probably are about to get a migraine.

The Doctor: The last reported incident of this specific ailment occurring in a human was when captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Enterprises D and E was affected by a Ferengi..

Tuvok: Thankyou doctor. Lieutenant, you attempt at humour was ill-timed.

Janeway: I assume this is your browsing history, commander.

 

[Nerys Myk]

 

[Triskelion]

Chakotay: No, they're real.
Janeway: I'll inform the crew.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

TFTW!

NEELIX: Phew. They haven't found where I hide my beer.

WOMAN: Why is it so cold in here?
CHAKOTAY: I'm reading a severe breach in the fourth wall. The audience response to my character is flooding in!

SEVEN: As you see by our flight path, we actually passed into the beta quadrant on our last slipstream trip.
JANEWAY: SHH! Not so loud! You know network rules, you're going to confuse the audience!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Chacotay: "And as the readings show, Druidia has plenty of fresh air."

Janeway: "And how do you propose we screw over this alien race we'll never see again?"

Chacotay: "As you can see, it has a protective shell all around it, but if we crack the access code we can open a door to get the fresh air. If only we had something that could suck all of it out."

Janeway: Taps her badge "Janeway to Ensign [RIGHT, LIKE YOU DIDN'T SEE THIS PUNCHLINE COMING A MILE AWAY]."

Chacotay: "...and then I broke up with her after I found out she had lizard babies with Tom. Tomalamanders as I call them."

Lt.: "How'd that go?"

Chacotay: "You might say the current state of this Bridge is highly reflective of the results."

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Chakotay: "When I get my hands on the wise guy who reprogrammed the climate controls so they could have a snow day..."
Woman: "I know, right? Some people'll do anything for a day off."

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHAKOTAY: Who set the Environmental Controls for "Andoria"? We don't have a single Andorian on board.
LT: I thought it said "Pandora"

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Star Trek day at the planetarium.

 

[Triskelion]

Neelix: Let's see...I've been zapped to death by a nebula lightning bolt, zapped by an acid-spewing macrovirus proboscis, zapped by a Vidiian zapper and had my lungs removed...well I think I've earned the right to find out what happens when you fill a bioneural gelpack with beer!

Chakotay: According to my readings, it's 20 degrees. I"m taking my snowsuit off!
Tessa: Yeah that's Fahrenheit.
Chakotay: What's that, German for "fricking hot"?

Neelix: Where's the pole?

Janeway: As you can see, we've got quite a mystery here.
Chakotay: What, the size of this laptop?
Janeway: Ok, two mysteries.

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Uhhh huh huh huh T4TW, Catarina. That was cool. Huh Huh

Neelix: I've found Captain Braxton's temporal bomb!
Janeway [on com]: It's up to you, Neelix. You need to neutralize it before it explodes.
Seven [ on com]: There is only one known chemical effective on such a device...
Janeway & Seven: Aspartame!
Neelix: You didn't tell me to bring DIET soda!

 

[Leviathan]

Voyager visits Canada.

 

[Nerys Myk]

NEELIX: Damn it, they're right!

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Rejected Episode Idea #299: Voyager's survival depends upon Chakotay winning an educational computer game by correctly labeling all the various regions on an alien planet he has never visited.

 

[tharpdevenport]

NEELIX: Damn it, they're right!

Neelix: "Hum, might taste good with some leola root..."

Janeway: As you can see, we've got quite a mystery here.
Chakotay: What, the size of this laptop?
Janeway: Ok, two mysteries.

Chacotay: "Luckily, Kate loves a mystery."

 

[Triskelion]

Janeway: And now you know what a Bolian colon can do to a toilet bowl.
Neelix: WORST CON APPEARANCE EVER!

 

[ThatChapThere]

Voyager visits Ireland.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Neelix: Not today, buddy.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Secret hidden panel Neelix is watching you masturbate. While drinking a no alcoholic futuristic beer.