Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest # 171 Buster and Proton

[Nerys Myk]

EMH: It's the Captain's lost coffee. I'll contact her...
PARIS: Sorry, Doc. I can't let you do that.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Doctor: "Hold on, there's a note... 'Control panel parts won't be in until Tuesday'. I don't get it."

Paris: "You think you don't get it? I still don't understand why your program can't jsut interact with the holodeck's program so you'd know without having to open a holographic box.

 

[Timewalker]

Harry: 47... 48... 49...

Tom: Well, I'll be. There really are 50 shades of grey.

 

[Nerys Myk]

HARRY: Tom, let's go back, I'm cold and I'm frightened...
PARIS: Just a moment Harry, they might have a phone.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Paris: "One more thing, Harry; whatever you do, don't throw off his groove."

 

[Triskelion]

EMH: And with just a few rudimentary tweaks, I can now function as the ship's ECH - Emergency Command Hologram.
Tom: That's it Doc, keep pushing buttons....

 

[Leviathan]

Harry: Painted on horizons and styrofoam rocks? This series would never endure with those sort of effects!
Tom: ...actually...

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Paris: "So your PIN code is E-M-H-R-O-X? Wow, never would have guessed that."
The Doctor: "It isn't anymore, thank you very much."

 

[publiusr]

It should have been captain zoltron though...

 

[tharpdevenport]

Paris: "Well, anything?"

Doctor: "According to this empty prop box I am starring at intently, it's your standard Holodekc gone ary episode."

Paris: "Ehhh, damnit."