Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #163 Misfits from Deck 15

[2takesfrakes]

"Chakotay, these are some strange-looking asteroids!"

"A gigantic bio-organism has been digesting the ship's hull, Captain. Those are all space turds ..."

 

[Triskelion]

Bily: - and these things always seem to happen to me, like the time I had Tellarian Space Rickets but no one ever visited me in the hospital even though it was summer holiday -
Kat: I'm just going to go ahead and... <activates force field>
Bily: Oh well, a little claustrophobic but I guess I won't panic too badly if you're here...so tell me about where you grew up, or...?
Kat: Let me just set this.... <drawer closes>
Kat: Yeeaah.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Janeway: "Maybe you can help me; do I have something in my tee-"
Yellowshirt: "-MANNEQUIN CHALLENGE!"
Janeway: *through gritted teeth* "You're kidding me..."

 

[Finn]

Janeway: "Maybe you can help me; do I have something in my tee-"
Yellowshirt: "-MANNEQUIN CHALLENGE!"
Janeway: *through gritted teeth* "You're kidding me.... Only if Chakotay was here. He would have won it for us"

fixed

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Closed?! 70,000 light years, and they're closed?!
I think somebody owes us an explanation!