Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #162 Seventh Heaven

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Chakotay: Acuchimooya...We are far from the bones of our ancestors...
Seven: Commander, my tricorder is detecting...
<< crunch >>
Chakotay: ...or maybe not...

 

[Nerys Myk]

SEVEN: We could ask for directions.
CHAKOTAY: No! I know where we are and where we're going!!!!!

 

[LeadHead]

Torres: Torres to Security, Lieutenant Carey locked us out of Engineering again.

Carey: I SHOULD BE CHIEF ENGINEER!!!

Naomi: What's on all of these PADDs?

Seven: 27 hours of Educational videos for you to watch during our flight on the Delta Flyer. If you bother me more than once, I may be forced to place you in cryogenic stasis.

Seven: Watch your step, Commander. That is dinosaur feces, not a tree branch.

 

[TheGoodStuff]

B'Elanna: "Tom, I can't look at her...I don't understand these feelings she gives me when I do..."

Tom: *incoherent gibberish*

Seven: "Naomi, if you wish to replace Ensign Kim by the end of the month then you must read ALL of these PADD's"

Seven: "For someone who believes so much in the 'Spirits of the Forest', you sure as hell aren't very good at walking in it"

 

[Triskelion]

Seven: I do not like green eggs and ham.
Naomi: I'll let Neelix know.

 

[Timewalker]

*squish*

SEVEN: Commander, you have just stepped on a butterfly.

CHAKOTAY: Sorry.

*two DTI agents materialize, and the Voyager crewmembers stare at their frilly paisley-and-lace uniforms*

DTI AGENT: Commander, you haven't begun to be sorry.

 

[tharpdevenport]

7 of 9: "It's all right, everyone -- Janeway has sent a cease and desist communication to that guy nobody has ever heard of and his subspace channel nobody knows about, and the doctor has whiped up a antidote of anti-butthurt."

 

[Catarina]

I found out that my image host might be going bye bye. so last round will be up tomorrow before I need to surrender to the free version of photobucket :P

 

[tharpdevenport]

EDIT: never mind.

 

[Catarina]

Okay, never make promises on a holiday weekend. Anyway can I use this as a screaming platform? thanks AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I just finished the updated caption contest and poof- my laptop shuts off. (the plug is loose, it doesn't chage and it's old. blah blah) I cross my fingers hoping it cached and nope. I lost the frickin update except the title I wrote. Are you KIDDING?! After I spent 15 minutes ducking my four year old so I could post?! :cries: I thought the forum autosaves! I know it does. so confused.
I have to go take kiddo to school. so I guess I'll try again later.

*sings* All I want for xmas is a new desktop, a new desktop (hell, even a refurb)

 

[Catarina]

Chakotay: Now watch a master tracker at work.
Seven: You're standing in poison oak.

I find this believable. Let's call it a line outtake.

 

[Catarina]

new contest
http://www.trekbbs.com/threads/voyager-caption-contest-163-misfits-from-deck-15.284692/