The dutch Santa (I almost typed Satan) goes to Smellincoffee
Sinter Klaas: Catalina, I must get to Spain. The Dutch will be expecting me.
Mirror universal healthcare award to Ac2T:
EMH: Good news, ensign! Your insurance has agreed to pay 80% of the cost of this procedure. Before we begin the surgery to re-attach your arms, please sign this statement agreeing to pay the remainder.
Cerulean is more blue. This has a touch of green. I'd argue it's cobalt turquoise. The color debate award goes to tharpdevenport.
Doctor: "Hey, you know, Mr. Paris, I just got to say that my uniform is really the most soothing shade of blue. I'm not kidding you. I notice those things. It's a sky blue. Very calming. Very tranquil. I think the word for that particular shade is cerulean, actually. Cerulean blue."
Paris: "Okay, okay, we get it. It's a nice shade of blue -- I'm dying here!"
Doctor: "Cerulean blue. Cerulean makes me think of a breeze. A gentle breeze."
Paris: "Hey! Doctor -- put a sock in it, my vitals are going down."
Doctor: "Cerulean is like a gentle breeze. Cerulean... a gentle breeze. Okay, I think I'm ready to operate on you now."
Body and Soul II award goes to AC2T (that's chak's body, bro)
Tricorder: << crying sound >>
Chakotay: Tom, this mission is dangerous enough already, keep it quiet!!
Paris: << pat pat pat >>> Rockabye, tricorder on the treetop...
Tricorder: << BURP >>
Paris: This is what happens when your engineer wife doesn't think you're ready for fatherhood yet.
Captain's log: I had to look up one of the references. I get it now. hahaha. Cat's Delayed reaction award goes to Nebusj
Janeway: ``Hold it ... here's Leonardo da Vinci. Here's a Vulcan. We're in the Phantom Prince of Krankor's space lair. Richard Diamond, Private Detective, is sneaking down the stairs toward us ... yes! This is all coming together exactly like I planned!''
Stardream knows our Chief Engineer award:
Let's see if I can find another way to almost kill myself without consulting the man I supposedly love.
inspired by the master is 2takes
da VINCI: "Catarina, this is the one called 'Chakotay,' no? The one you tell me about? He want your body, but you no give. You keep him on string. To keep him wishing for ..."
JANEWAY: "No! No ... that's someone else. Don't worry about him. This is Tuvok. He's from another ... province ... called Vulcan."
da VINCI: "This one, he has the ears of a donkey - no? He like to be stubborn. He no look like he any fun, to me, Catarina. No wonder you stay single, all this time I know you. No good Men for you. This no good. I find you a boyfriend ..."
Lots of references this round so this is the ultimate reference winner: Leviathan!
da Gimli: I cannot jump the distance, you'll have to toss me. Dont tell the elf...er...Vulcan.
Tuvok: Shouldn't you be shorter?
I can't find the last time I used the Transwarp conduit award. lol. It's been that long. but that goes to Nerys
TORRES: Um, do we have a file for coaxial cable in the replicator database?
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