Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #158 Trek Tech

[Catarina]

You guys did a great job this week. I can see Worst Case Scenario was very inspiring. It was a tough judge.

Paris doesn't look sorry to me, 2takes.

CHAKOTAY: "Alright, Tom, let's try this again -- take back what you said about my mother."

Leviathan gets a piece of the winner pie.

Chakotay: Ok, we've got an away mission that will likely involve capture, torture, and an epiphany about self awareness...who still has thier sense of childlike innocence?

AC2T smells an Rat...err..Ensign thus gets award.

Chakotay: You're not Lt. Paris! Security, hold him! .... Who are you?!
Kim: How did you figure it out?!
Chakotay: Mr. Kim?! Why?
Kim: I just wanted to know what being a Lt. felt like, sir.
Chakotay: Surgically altering your appearance is certainly ambitious. Next time, Mr. Kim, remember to change your uniform. Take him away!

It's not AC2T's fault he's Catarina's pet of the week again. here's another award.

McNeil : Hey, you - Nameless extra - I left my lines taped to the conn. Can you do me a solid?

Beltran: Who else tapes their lines to the console?!

Right Extra: Pssst... buddy.. what are our lines?
Left Extra : I dunno. I can't read them off this phaser rifle.
Director : <<SIGH>> CUT!!
Hackett : You didn't tell everyone about the console trick, did you?!
Beltran : I didn't see the harm...

Yikes, the Angry warrior is back according to Tressa Dax. And I find the angry warrior kind of sexy this week.

Chakotay: Be very glad we're no longer with the Maquis, or I would just let him blow your head off!

congrats, Hutchy! thanks for the belly laugh

Chakotay: This has reached the Threshold of ridiculousness!

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This week(s)

 

[Finn]

EMH: Good morning...It's alright. You are in sickbay...Yes, that's right. You are my new nurse...

PARIS: Paris to Doc. Did you remove the Kes hologram from the maquis holonovel?

B'Elanna: *Rips off the wall*

Chakotay: *Over the comm* ...Whatever you did...It worked! Thanks for making me look good in front of the Captain

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

T4TWs Catarina!

Tricorder: << crying sound >>
Chakotay: Tom, this mission is dangerous enough already, keep it quiet!!
Paris: << pat pat pat >>> Rockabye, tricorder on the treetop...
Tricorder: << BURP >>
Paris: This is what happens when your engineer wife doesn't think you're ready for fatherhood yet.

 

[Jedman67]

DOCTOR: "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine..."
PATIENT: "I FEEL BETTER ALREADY! MAKE IT STOP! LET ME GOOOO!!"

Janeway: "Excuse me sir, can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Chacotay: "What? According to these scan I am made of wood. Damn you tricorder!"

Doctor: "Hey, you know, Mr. Paris, I just got to say that my uniform is really the most soothing shade of blue. I'm not kidding you. I notice those things. It's a sky blue. Very calming. Very tranquil. I think the word for that particular shade is cerulean, actually. Cerulean blue."

Paris: "Okay, okay, we get it. It's a nice shade of blue -- I'm dying here!"

Doctor: "Cerulean blue. Cerulean makes me think of a breeze. A gentle breeze."

Paris: "Hey! Doctor -- put a sock in it, my vitals are going down."

Doctor: "Cerulean is like a gentle breeze. Cerulean... a gentle breeze. Okay, I think I'm ready to operate on you now."

Paris: "Help!"

 

[stardream]

Cerulean blue.

This is especially funny if you happen to read Voyager fanfiction. People are always describing Tom's eyes as 'cerulean blue'.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Janeway: Tuvok, a little help here. Do you know why Mr. daVinci just called me a "blistering idiot"?

 

[tharpdevenport]

Janeway: Tuvok, a little help here. Do you know why Mr. daVinci just called me a "blistering idiot"?

Tuvok: "Lucky guess?"

 

[Catarina]

Janeway: Tuvok, a little help here. Do you know why Mr. daVinci just called me a "blistering idiot"?

Tuvok: I am uncertain. As the Year of Hell timeline was erased he would be unaware that in that timeline you stood in fire to stabilize our shields.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

That was a deliberate Sliders reference, for those not in the know.

 

[Catarina]

That was a deliberate Sliders reference, for those not in the know.

Thanks for reminding me! It's been ages since I watched it.

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Tuvok: I estimate our odds of survival at 7.68%
Janeway: That's pretty grim. Any suggestions?
DaVinci: Catarina, I seem to recall... this one time, at band camp...
Janeway: Let's just stop right there.

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DaVinci: Catarina, you have no time. If you still want the Ark, it is being loaded onto a truck for Cairo
Janeway: Truck? What truck?!

 

[Catarina]

Really? An American Pie reference? You can do better AC2T. WOW me I hold my funny people to a higher standard

Hmm...the fact I know the reference means I need to raise my standards, eh? I was chewing on whether or not the previous entry was a Sliders reference. I used to know!

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Really? An American Pie reference? You can do better AC2T. WOW me I hold my funny people to a higher standard

I gotta slum it once in a while :P

 

[2takesfrakes]

WooHOO!!! Thanks for the win! >: )

da VINCI: "Catarina, this is the one called 'Chakotay,' no? The one you tell me about? He want your body, but you no give. You keep him on string. To keep him wishing for ..."

JANEWAY: "No! No ... that's someone else. Don't worry about him. This is Tuvok. He's from another ... province ... called Vulcan."

da VINCI: "This one, he has the ears of a donkey - no? He like to be stubborn. He no look like he any fun, to me, Catarina. No wonder you stay single, all this time I know you. No good Men for you. This no good. I find you a boyfriend ..."

 

[stardream]

I'm laughing so hard I can't come up with anything. I might have to sit this one out....

 

[Catarina]

I'm laughing so hard I can't come up with anything. I might have to sit this one out....

Bah, you know it takes me like 2 weeks (on good note) to update this thing. give it time.

 

[2takesfrakes]

"So ... Tom's working on his personal 'Delta Flyer' project, again, instead of being at home, with his beautiful wife who's missing him like mad, right now...

Computer: This motherboard-thingy I took out of a Delta Flyer's cockpit ... identify the most efficient, irreversible way of disabling it and display for me, please."

 

[2takesfrakes]

Bob: "No job-jeopardy for me, on this show ... I'm the character 'everyone' wants to write for. Hmm hmmm hmmmm ..."

 

[2takesfrakes]

"Alright ... now ... by putting this right up to my nether-regions, this should grow the extra inches, I need. IF I did it right, that is."