Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #153 episode edition: Work Force

[tharpdevenport]

"Okay, Mr. Beltran, this injection should remove all memories of 'Models, Inc', the 'Street Hawk' pilot and that one episode of 'Private Eye' you did, but unfortunately it will erase all of your ability to act."

Beltran: "So, I won't lose much then?"

 

[Catarina]

I will be updating after the holiday (July 4) since most people will be busy anyway. I'm glad to see a good turn out this time! Awesome.

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHAKOTAY: Okay, bring us the left over leola root pie. Make sure the disposal chute is open
PARIS: There has got to be an easier way.
CHAKOTAK: You willing to risk it?

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

You call that a radar?! What's all that churning and bubbling?

No ma'am we call that Mr Coffee

I knew that! Everyone knows I drink coffee when I watch radar!

OF COURSE WE DO MA'AM!!!

Now that I have coffee, I'm ready to watch radar

Beltran: I thought nothing could be worse than getting a tattoo painted every day. Then I thought nothing could be worse than being a nobody on this show, then I thought nothing could be worse than these scrypts. Then they told me they wouldn't let me touch anything. They weren't kidding.

Doctors personal log. All attempts to produce a facial expression have failed. I am now resorting to involuntary reflex testing to provoke ANY reaction.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MARVIN: You think you've got problems. What are you supposed to do if you are a manically depressed robot? No, don't even bother answering. I'm 50,000 times more intelligent than you and even I don't know the answer.
JANEWAY: Yeesh, who invited Debbie Downer?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Janeway: THIS is my blind date??!?

Chakotay: Do you really expect me to talk?
Alien: No, Mr. Chakotay, we expect you to shed leaves.

 

[Nerys Myk]

ALIEN: I've no idea what this is or what it does. But they say finding out is half the fun.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Woodchuck: "Is he made of ... wood???"

 

[Leviathan]

...I didn't know Beltran was in that scene....