Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #150: Delta Flying

[tharpdevenport]

Kate: "What's that, Robert?"

Picardo: "This week's script. Something about lizard babies."

Kate: "Oh, lord."

Picardo: "And Harry gets a promotion."

Kate: "That' can't be right -- I'll go talk to Rick and get him to change it."

 

[Catarina]

"I'm back bitch."
I just...I can't do it either, Kate. It is like Clint Eastwood in drag. (What her Oitnb promo. her blooper is funny)

new post up later. I must be off.

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

"And remember, kids, we're parked in the Green Zone"

"Come on, Mr Paris... I'm going to do that Kessel Run in less than 8 parsecs"

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Torres: "That should the heat out... Any hotter in here and I'll have to take this vest off"

Kim: *under his breath* "Computer, increase cabin heat to 45 degrees"

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Computer: CAUTION... TORPEDOES - A LOT CLOSER THAN YOU THINK

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EMH: "Captain, I have received orders from Starfleet Command to give you a full physical and psycological evaluation"

Janeway: "You think thats bad? Starfleet just ordered me to promote Harry to Lieutenant Junior Grade"

 

[Catarina]

oops. I fell asleep during during designated update hour. Coffee: black!
And btw, my local weather station are liars! for weeks they've been off by leaps and bounds. lava hot days when they said it'd be 67. Rain when it was suppose to be sunny. Our predicted sunny and luke-warm day has become chilly and drizzle all day. So much for fresh air and the park. Well, now that I have no excuses not to update, I will go to read these babies.

 

[Catarina]

Kim: Either I'm shrinking or this is a really shit Delta Flyer special effect.

Holonovel: Honey, I Shrunk Ensign Kim. Featuring hologram of Rick Moranis.

 

[Finn]

^perfect! Gives me an idea

Morale Officer's Log: I encountered some kind of beam that shrank the Delta Flyer. I'm going to buzz around Tuvok's head. I'm sure those pointy ears of his will hear the flyer buzzing around. He'd know it's me.

 

[TwoJakes]

B'Elanna: You better not be staring at my ass, Kim.

Harry: "I'm not, but I would be if you had a better one.

 

[Catarina]

btw, new contest up. I just forgot to heads up the Moderator.