Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #149: Welcome to the Holodeck

[HMS Ark Royal]

Janeway: ``I don't know how we ended up in an episode of Allo, Allo, but I have worked out a plan to get back to our own show. Now listen very carefully, I shall say this only once.''

I defer my entry in this contest and request Nebusj be given an award - just for the joke

 

[Heghta]

Janeway: Gentlemen, the tests are in and Tom Paris is the father.

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: And let's be clear. Everyone pays for what they eat. No equal split on the check!

 

[hux]

TFTW

Janeway: The entire ship has been twisted and everyone has been pushed here, to the centre of the ship.
Kim: Then how come only the bridge crew are here?
Janeway: Because you're a little bitch who needs to shut up.

Kim: And remember, Tom is doing a sponsored... balls clamped by Satan's robot... so phone in and pledge some credits.

Holodeck EMH: Klingon aphrodisiac.
EMH: That's disgusting... wait, why didn't I think of that?

Janeway: Is he checking out my ass?

Paris: No, bend over a little more

Janeway: Why would the entire crew piss in bottles then throw it at me?

Da Vinci: Well, to be fair, I can totally see why they'd do that.

 

[tharpdevenport]

TFTW

Janeway: Is he checking out my ass?

Paris: No, bend over a little more.

Janeway: "Wait, is Chacotay looking at your ass?"

Paris: .....

 

[Finn]

Zimmerman: (OS) I don't do co-play. I'm not going to be Spock. *mutters* I should have been Kirk

 

[Nerys Myk]

DA VINCI: First time emptying a chamber pot, Madam?

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: Somebody kill that music and those guys!!
TORRES: On it.

 

[Catarina]

YES! We got a photoshop entry!

 

[Finn]

John Rhys Davies: You blithering idiot! That was the real professor they left behind. I have to talk with my agent. I cannot work with those actors anymore. Beltran and Wong cannot even act. And Robbie with his holograph shows.

Mulgrew: Wang

Davies: Whatever.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Vic, OS: Kid, kid. Off my stage. Leave that rock and roll crap to the malt shop, okay? This is a classy establishment.

"Constables are coming, Catarina! Flush the pot!"

Janeway: Turns out this is a pub, not a cafe. Who's up for fish and chips?

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.

 

[Hutchy01]

ECH: Oh, god he found the Zoloft!

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Janeway: We are assembled here today to pay final respects to our honored dead. And yet it should be noted, in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of .....

Paris: Umm... Captain?

Janeway: Not now, Mr. Paris

Paris: Chakotay's still alive...

EMH: Well, he certainly fooled me.

Well, Mr. Paris, he is certainly an ... eager ... hologram, isn't he?

 

[tharpdevenport]

Janeway: "And yet it seems so right."

 

[Nebusj]

I defer my entry in this contest and request Nebusj be given an award - just for the joke

Aw, gosh, thank you so.

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest has begun!