Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #148 The Maquis Maki Roll

[JirinPanthosa]

JONAS: Let's see. Listen to him for 70 years, kill everyone who trusts me. Listen to him for 70 years, kill everyone who trusts me. ...I better call Seska.

Tuvok took pride in always winning the ship's annual hide and seek championship.

SESKA: Here, I stole this for you. As a secret agent, I've been specially trained to draw as much negative attention to myself as possible to keep my cover. Wait, forget I said that part. Here, I stole this for you. Let's have sex.

CREWMAN: Actually there was a Vulcan I met in the Maquis. I suppose our cause is 'logical' after all.
TUVOK: You mean the woman who was captured for her role in kidnapping Gul Dukat?
CREWMAN: Yeah.
TUVOK: I met her. She confided in DS9's Ferengi bartender. She sucks at logic.

 

[hux]

Tuvok: Despite the fact that you're Maquis with no Starfleet training, I'm making you a lieutenant and giving you this ceremonial rifle. Now please go and tell Kim the good news.

 

[f14peter]

SESKA: "Here Chak, I made you something to eat"

CHAKOTAY: "What is that, it has an ... interesting appearance"

SESKA: "Just a little something I learned to make when I was growing up on Cardass----um, I mean some squalid little Maquis planetoid"

CHAKOTAY: "For a moment, I thought it was Cardassian bouillabaisse"

SEKSA: "Nope!"

CHAKOTAY: "That sure looks like some Cardassian rockfish"

SESKA: "Not possible!"

CHAKOTAY: "Isn't that Cardassian fennel I smell?"

SESKA: "No way!"

CHAKOTAY: "Well, since I have the keen ability to spot anything that is even slightly Cardassian, let's dig in!"

 

[Drone]

I may be a wuss, but if you had any sense, you'd throw in your lot with Seska too, rather than having to deal with that kind of shit around here every day!!!!

Mr. Dalby, I see that you are going to require some additional training sessions. Evidently, you've already forgotten that I expressly instructed you that such kind of activities are allowed only in your quarters or the holodeck!!

Chakotay- What's the bowl for?

Seska- I've been thinking that I just can't bear not having something of you close to me at all times. So, darling, time to get comfy. Let's get those pants off so you can get some of your, oh so manly essence in here. I'll help if you need it, dear.

Ayala must come to grips with the implications of his incessant importuning to be able to utter a word of dialogue. Tuvok will be happy to comply with his request, but unfortunately only in the form of a dying confession of his always having remained a traitorous Maquis, who has to be put down when caught in the middle of one of his perfidious schemes.

 

[Finn]

Cardie Spy Log: I can't stand the idea of being out here with those idiots. I miss Cardassia. Hope all is well at home. If I had my way, I'd be back at Central Command with Chakotay as my personal servant.

 

[hux]

Jonas: 70 more years of this guy's shit. And you wonder why I'm joining Seska.

 

[Drone]

Hmm, Hux, this seems awfully like my take on the scene. Is there some means of lodging a protest around here?

 

[Finn]

^I've seen a bunch of entries with very similar captions...more similar than yours, and one still slid through for a win over others somehow, in old contests over the years

 

[Catarina]

Sometimes, people just get the same vibe from a photo, finn. Anyway, I'm looking up a theme right now. Not sure which angle I'm going to go this week.

 

[hux]

Dalby: Dude, there's a fucking talking lion in here. You goitta check this shit out.

 

[Finn]

Dalby: Dude, there's a fucking talking sehlat in here. You gotta check this shit out.

 

[Hutchy01]

Dalby: Dude, there's a fucking Witch in here. You gotta check this shit out.

 

[Triskelion]

Dalby: Dude, there's a fucking Borg baby in here. You gotta check this shit out.

 

[Drone]

Ah, guys, I appreciate all the effort in driving home a point. Very creative, a few funny and one instructive in apparently solving a long questioned mystery. But I don't know what led you to believe I was being serious in my "complaint" above. Did you not see the cute little guy I included there and grasp its meaning? Besides, if protests actually need to be lodged, I'm well aware of the mechanism to do so. Do it all the time. Oh well, I guess it's nice to know at least, that one's existence here is so highly acknowledged. Thanks, or something!!!!

 

[hux]

Dalby: Someone said something similar to me and I'm not coming out until they apologise.

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest has begun!

At the request of Catarina, I just started a new contest.