Janeway: You see an insignificant primate. I see something that can offer so much more.
Janeway: Here you go again making me regret my stupidity in making you my Number One. At least Tuvok knows when to keep quiet if he has absolutely nothing relevant to say! Knucklehead!!!
Chakotay: Damn, I forgot my hair coloring!! Do you think we can call them back so they can beam some down?
Janeway: Did you say something?
Chakotay: No Ensign, I don't think your wearing my style of threads will give you any more than the snowball's chance in hell of getting promoted that you have anyway.
Chakotay: Yes, of course I'm very attracted to you, but sorry, I'm just not into using these kind of, uh, aids!!!
Chakotay: Yes, guys I know it's kind of breezy now, but believe me it's really just a conglomeration of my ancient forebears very, very briefly transmogrified into a group of sky gods taking a blow, that's all. Believe me, it will pass!!!
