Voyager Caption Contest #144 One Small Step (back) for Chakotay

[Catarina]

I REALLY had a perfect image in mind but alas, I'd have to screen capture it myself and this computer doesn't have a DVD rom drive what so ever. SO darn.

I get see so many #Beltranaskedforit kind of entries I'd thought I'd bring him back again for more punches. First, our winners! (slow week, eh guys?)

Star dream again

No, I will not redo your ears to look like mine. Stop asking.

Tuvok: Please, be quiet. I am watching a YouTube video on how to repair a shuttlecraft impulse engine.

I remembered to name the winner this time: Hux

Corin: Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Tuvok?

And the big winner is: Nerys Myk!

WOMAN: Ms. Funbun shows up and suddenly he only has eyes for her




Don't let me down guys.....

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHAKOTAY: Anyone feel a breeze?

 

[Nerys Myk]

WANG: Look man, I get it. But you should at least show up in costume.

 

[Finn]

You didn't include the hot rocks picture

Chakotay: Neelix's all alone and nobody's watching, Kathryn.

Janeway: Do it!

Tuvok: That is not the most logical course, Commander

Chakotay: You green-blooded hobgoblin...

Janeway: Tom, thank you for introducing them to the Kirk holonovel. Let's go back to Fair Haven, please.

Janeway: Where's the coffee?

Harry: But I beat him up...the Maquis way. I should've been promoted
Chakotay: That's crazy talk. Anyway, back to the engineering problem. B'Elanna....

 

[stardream]

Thanks for the win!

Nothing tells a girl you love her more than the gift of a metallic life form.

 

[TonyaLang_SB118]

Thanks for the win!

Nothing tells a girl you love her more than the gift of a metallic life form.

Awwwwww

 

[Hutchy01]

CHAKOTAY: We got a badass over here!

 

[Catarina]

Chakotay singing a jingle: Every Kiss begins with Potassium(K).

Chakotay: Is this how it feels to stand taller than your subordinates in the readyroom?

 

[hux]

Thanks for the win hunny bun.

JANEWAY: They're taking off without us.

CHAKOTAY: See, this is why I hate going on away missions with you.

CHAKOTAY: Captain, are you listening.

JANEWAY: Sorry, I was just thinking about the last time I was sandwiched between two men. It was a lot more fun that this shit.

JANEWAY: What's in this one?

CHAKOTAY: That's just my dildo collec... Um... I mean...it's a bunch of spiritual stuff.

CHAKOTAY: Did I leave the oven on?

CHAKOTAY: So it's agreed. We'll knock the captain out with this rock then go fuck.

CHAKOTAY: It's fun to stay at the... Y - M - C - A

 

[Hutchy01]

The latest book in the Star Trek Voyager collection: Love in a time of Quarantine.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Woodcotay: "If you like this hard rock, you'll love..."

 

[Hutchy01]

Woodcotay: "If you like this hard rock, you'll love..."

Oh where is the Penis-rock when you need it!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Oh where is the Penis-rock when you need it!

Just a fair warning: T'Bonz says the penisrock is banned because of Google AdSense, so don't use it. Rest assured, if TrekBBS wasn't worried about a rock that a bunch of nerds thinks looks like a penis but in reality isn't, I'd have edited it into Woodcotay's hand.

 

[Catarina]

Just a fair warning: T'Bonz says the penisrock is banned because of Google AdSense, so don't use it. Rest assured, if TrekBBS wasn't worried about a rock that a bunch of nerds thinks looks like a penis but in reality isn't, I'd have edited it into Woodcotay's hand.

Stupid. It's an anatomy word. Well not the rock but teens have more colorful words. This is 4th grade humor. Google can can lighten up. I'm surprised we weren't banned for language a long time ago. And to think I held back so long.

 

[stardream]

Logic vs Passion. Calculation vs Emotion. Funny Ears vs Tattoo. Which one shall I pretend to listen to today?

Kim: If I had known you were going to be allowed to wear your regular clothes I would have joined the Maquis!

I hear the song of my people!

 

[2takesfrakes]

"Seven, I'm not just into telling parables. I have other interests, which you might find intriguing. Like rock collecting. Look at this one. No, it's OK, you can hold it ... go ahead! And wait! Wait ... you really want to see something? Let me show you some of the Sand Art I made, when Kathryn and I were left on an alien planet, in quarantine ..."

 

[hux]

Chakotay: You can't say penis-rock.

Janeway: Oh for fucks sake.

 

[Catarina]

 

[tharpdevenport]

The image, not the word.

"She's gone from suck to blow!"

 

[Nebusj]

Chakotay: ``They're filming Insurrection over there. Do we intervene?''
Janeway: ``They should be allowed to find their way after their own mistakes ... but ... ''

Janeway never imagined her Pub Trivia Night team would be this far behind, this soon.

Janeway: ``Can opener?''

Kim: ``But this could get us home in an hour! Think man, how did you get your shirt to go to plaid?!''

Chakotay: ``Well, in my culture it so happens brain coral is too a suitable gift for a date.''

Chakotay: ``OK, OK all, I know we're all getting a little exhausted, getting a little bit of 'the giggles', as the kids these days say, but let's try to take our likability and charismatic approachability down maybe three, four notches. If you want to tell some boring and pointless story about your people's culture, this would be a good time for it.''