Voyager Caption contest #138 Killing Game Sponsored by Pumpkin spice

[Triskelion]

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Nazi Bastard: Ever wonder what Hitler does while the rest of us take our morning poops?
Hirogen: Who?

Old drunk in corner: Nous nous rendons! Wir aufgeben! We surrender! Ci arrendiamo! 我们投降! jegh'a' maH! Мы сдаться! Wij geven!
Torres: Wait - was one of those Klingon?

Tom: If Seven of Nine was here what part of her body would you be looking at?
Harry: Trick question - she would be looking at my ass because I would be running away to polish my clarinet.
Private: Ha ha, that's true.

 

[Smellincoffee]

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Paris: If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon -- and for the rest of your life.
Seven: But what about us?
Paris: You'll always have Paris.
..seriously, I'm always here. Just stop by Rick's.

 

[Leviathan]

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Nazi: So...we do the same episode 5 years from now 'Enterprise'?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

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Soldiers: Stop! He who crosseth the Corridor of Death must answer me these questions three, 'ere the other turbolift he see.

 

[Triskelion]

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Tom: Halt! If Commander Chakotay were here what part of his face would you be looking at?
Harry: His bedroom eyes.
Private: He makes a fair point.

 

[Finn]

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Tom: No funny business, Harry! Give back the extra pip before the Captain hears about it.

 

[Nebusj]

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Chakotay: ``According to the next five weeks of scripts all I do is play a chair.''
Janeway: ``We want to showcase you at your best.''

Nebusj gets a bonus point for using math humor with his other entry:
Fake Boothby: `Our experimentation has discovered humanity's fatal weakness: they are mediocre judges of whether very different shapes enclose approximately equal volumes!''

Thank you kindly! I knew my interest in human perceptions of three-dimensional space would come in useful someday!

Gene Roddenberry: ``And the great thing about science fiction is that it is a serious, thoughtful genre that lets us address the real and present issues of the day. Like, what if there were Nazi octopuses looking for secret messages in bread? You can't do even try a story like that on Playhouse 90.''

Tuvok: ``Their beer list includes Grand Rabbit, Smooth Hoperator, Haulin' Oats Rockin' IPA, Hops For Tomorrow, Dragon Wagging Pale Ale, and $2 PBR.''
Torres: ``I'ma go bludgeon a hipster with the foosball table.''

Soldier: ``Um ... which one of us is on the wrong set?''
Kim: ``I dunno, but I'm auditioning for a guest shot on 2 Broke Girls.''

Holo-Doc: ``Do all Klingons have such impractically sharp coat racks?''

Seven: ``Parc Festyland is less merry than the web site promises. You may now lead me to the roller coasters.''

 

[Avro Arrow]

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Human: Problem, sir?
Hirogen: No, not really... I just thought the pumpkin spice flavouring would be stronger.

Bartender: No! Stop! That's not what "doing shots" means!

Paris: The item you want is just behind that door. Go on in and see for yourself.
Soldier #1: No way! This is a Bethesda holoprogram... the two of you will escape while we're waiting at the loading screen!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

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Bartender (hiding offscreen): Don't shoot! It's not MY fault that we ran out of everything but Guinness!