Voyager Caption contest #138 Killing Game Sponsored by Pumpkin spice

[Catarina]

I hope you don't mind my episodic mood. I was watching this and it begged to be captioned again. First, our winners!

The Trekker (is that PC?) who outsmarted the most advanced species award goes to: Us...and Leadhead.

Captain's Log: After looking through the surveillance video taken by Commander Chakotay. I am no longer concerned about Species 8472 going to Earth. Since Starfleet has adopted new uniforms and the ones they are wearing have only been seen on Earth by Changelings, as soon as they arrive, they'll be the most obvious infiltrators.

The "Where is my Chakotay KO award image when I need it" award goes to: Jirinpanthosa and Nebusj

8472: He's really good at acting like an inconspicuous human. Maybe a little too good, he's not exhibiting any personality at all. I should advise him to tone it down.
AND
Chakotay: ``According to the next five weeks of scripts all I do is play a chair.''
Janeway: ``We want to showcase you at your best.''

Nebusj gets a bonus point for using math humor with his other entry:
Fake Boothby: `Our experimentation has discovered humanity's fatal weakness: they are mediocre judges of whether very different shapes enclose approximately equal volumes!''

So that's what hard liquor piss and a cross over looks like award goes to: Lazer beam

Ray Walston: This'll teach them to make "My Favorite Martian" jokes. Wait till they see what this urine recyc tastes like...

The Tuvok is more pimp than we thought award goes to: Smellincoffee

Tuvok: Tuvok to Voyager. I have located a Vulcan female. Please prepare to beam myself and her to the ship.
Kim: Tuvok is really pro-active about picking up girls.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

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Lieutenant: Sir, are you sure you want to be...

(puts on sunglasses)

... loafing around like that?

YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

 

[Catarina]

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. loafing around like that?

YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Catarina:

 

[Triskelion]

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Nazi Bastard: If you really love the Führer you vould check his anal cavity too, ja?

Torres: If Betty Grable walked through that door, what part of her body would you be looking at?
Neelix: Her adam's apple?
Tom: He makes a good point.

Tom: If Betty Grable walked through that door right now, what part of her body would you be looking at?
Kim: The top of her head.
Private: He makes a fair point.

Neelix: Halt! Who goes there! If Slexuni Bodonxi walked through that door right now, what part of her body would you be looking at?
Janeway: Her spotted testicles!
Neelix: You may pass.
EMH: How did you know?
Janeway: Meh, I figured that's what he's into.

Tom: Halt! If Betty Grable -
Chakotay: Front butt and camel toe!
Tom: Are you kidding?
Seven: Believe me he ain't!

 

[JirinPanthosa]

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HIROGEN: I don't understand. How can you enjoy eating bread if you can't get a bite without a lot of annoyingly tough crust?
NAZI: I'll add 'Destroy all french bread' to the list.

B'ELANA: Chak is sandbagging.

PRIVATE: Do we shoot him?
PARIS: No, don't. He's...one of the fifty sexiest men I've ever seen! Let's shoot someone else instead.

NEELIX: Thaaaaat's how they make blood wine?
DOCTOR: You thought they were lying about the blood?

Contemporary artist 7/9 inspects her new art installation, an entire Nazi neighborhood recreated in a suburb of Paris to make a statement about infrastructure management.

 

[tharpdevenport]

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Hirogen National Socialist: "Should I pick the Frank Footer or the weiner?"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

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Human: *sniffs* Sir?

Hirogen: Wasn't me.

 

[Triskelion]

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Nazi Bastard: Vell? Have you found a toy whistle yet?
Hirogen: Nein!
Nazi Bastard: You've found nine whistles? How auspiscious!


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[Catarina]

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Nazi Bastard: Vell? Have you found a toy whistle yet?
Hirogen: Nein!
Nazi Bastard: You've found nine whistles? How auspiscious

My ex is Swiss. I relate to this type of banter. haha

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

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Hirogen: Lieutenant, may I ask you a question?

Human: Of course sir, what is it?

Hirogen: Would you like some toast?

Human: No, I would not like any toast. No buns, baps, baguettes or bagels. And DEFINITELY no flapjacks!!!

Hirogen: Ah, so you're a waffle man?

 

[Catarina]

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Hirogen: Captain Janeway's leg when I break it.
Human: Are you going to eat that?

 

[Triskelion]

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Nazi Bastard: Vell? Have you found a toy whistle yet?
Hirogen: Nein!
Nazi Bastard: You've found nine whistles? How auspiscious

My ex is Swiss. I relate to this type of banter. haha

Glad to hear it!

Hirogen: Baguette and tag it.
Nazi Bastard: Der ha!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

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Hirogen: You must teach me more of the humans' language.

Lieutenant: (sighs) Very well...repeat after me: "Die Sauerkraut ist in mein Lederhosen."

 

[Catarina]

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"Die Sauerkraut ist in mein Lederhosen." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I wonder if the ex snuck in lame sentences when I asked him to speak German.

 

[hux]

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Nazi: If you hollow it out and use plenty of lube, it's hours of fun.

Janeway: (behind bar) Anyone want to go to Fairhaven instead?

Chakotay: If Betty Grable was here, which part of her would you be looking at?

Kim: Umm... the part that looks most like Tom?

EMH: Where did you get that Bat'leth?

Neelix: I pulled it out out of a lifeless Janeway.

EMH: Lucky son of a bitch.

Paris: Where the fuck is my tank? I left it right here guys.

 

[stardream]

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THIS is our new prey?

Torres: I KNEW Sandrine would not go quietly.

Shoot him! He's the reason we lost Kes!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

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What's with the "what part of her would you be looking at" references? Is this some kind of WWII secret code?

 

[Catarina]

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I don't think so. Americans and Japan (I know he's not Japanese) in particular weren't on good terms. Probably testing his American culture trivia to determine if he's friend or foe. As you know, different cultures find different parts of the woman alluring.

 

[stardream]

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What's with the "what part of her would you be looking at" references? Is this some kind of WWII secret code?

Not exactly a code but Americans troops would try to weed out infiltrators by asking things like 'Who won the World Series in 1940?' or some similar question. There was a famous pin up poster of Betty Grable showing off her legs. Any American GI would be familiar with it.

 

[Smellincoffee]

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Thanks for the win!

"This bread is Glutenfrei!"

Torres: The revenuers want our whiskey? COME AND TAKE IT!

Paris: All right, Nip, hands up!
GIB: Yeah! Hande hoch!
Paris: Wrong theater, moron.
Kim: ..look who's talking.

Quark, OS: ...and I represent the HOUSE OF QUARK!