VOY Caption Contest #34: "You Are In So Much Trouble Mister!"

[jo jo]

JANEWAY: i'm the captain and i say coffee solves all medical problems on this ship

 

[LeadHead]

Mulgrew: Wait, hang on a minute, If I leave the series, they'll make you Captain?

 

[SPCTRE]

^ Bra-vo

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks but i can't take credit for the Photoshopping.

 

[SPCTRE]

^ Yeah, I was referring to the caption. Somehow it felt spot-on

 

[KimMH]

*Ensign Johnson's* 'shops are pretty great too!

 

[Mistral]

Janeway: "Save it. I know you time-traveled and learned a lot about my past. I'm still not going to talk about that night with the football team. What happens at the Academy stays at the Academy."

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY:Blah blah blah...whole truth, nothing but the truth. yadda yadda. Look can we get this overwith? I got stuff to do.

 

[Captain Crow]

JANEWAY:Blah blah blah...whole truth, nothing but the truth. yadda yadda. Look can we get this overwith? I got stuff to do.

Seven: Captain aren't you suppose to have your right hand up not you left?

Janeway: It's close enough.

 

[FormerLurker]

JANEWAY:Blah blah blah...whole truth, nothing but the truth. yadda yadda. Look can we get this overwith? I got stuff to do.

Seven: Captain aren't you suppose to have your right hand up not you left?

Janeway: It's close enough.

Janeway: And besides, if you're so bent on protocol, why did you wait until now to wear that? All those skin-tight --

Seven: I get it.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Janeway: "All I know is that B'Elanna says there is a holodeck 'cheat code' that allows you to add several inches to certain holodeck-generated characters' - um - 'attributes.' If you want to know any more, you'll have to talk to her."

 

[Captain Crow]

Seven: Captain....

Janeway: Seven, you know the rule. No talking while using the urinal.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Barkley: "Cocaine? Why would you ask me that?"

heh (after 20 yrs on a computer i just discovered Paint.)

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Janeway: "Dyeing it white doesn't make a difference, Adolf!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

As with all previous attempts to Americanize the program, Star Trek: Fawlty Towers was a failure.

 

[Vurok]

As with all previous attempts to Americanize the program, Star Trek: Fawlty Towers was a failure.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Where will YOU be when your diarrhea comes back?