VOY Caption Contest #34: "You Are In So Much Trouble Mister!"

[Nerys Myk]

SEVEN: Kryptonians don't exist and you don't have X-Ray vision

JANEWAY: Kryptonians don't exist and you don't have X-Ray vision

JANEWAY: Kryptonians don't exist and you don't have X-Ray vision

JANEWAY: Kryptonians don't exist and you don't have X-Ray vision

DOCTOR: Do not mention the Kryptonians and X-Ray vision!

 

[Captain Ice]

Doctor: And for the last damned time, quit comparing me to that weakling coach on The Wonder Years.

Janeway: I soooooooo picked the wrong week to give up caffeine.

Doctor: And don't call me Hal again. You wouldn't like me when I'm mad.......Dave.

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

As Seven watched Janeway once again brush Chakotay's advances off, she thought to herself, "I see what you did there."

Janeway: Dude, where's your shuttle, dude?
Doc: I don't know, Dude. Where's my shuttle, dude?

The need to go to the restroom was taking a toll on the good Lt. The fact that only one such facility existed on the station was unknown to him until the nice bathroom attendant explained the situation.

Seven: Kathryn, you said these "role playing" exercises would make things more exciting.
Janeway: Seven, how was I to know that Tom decided to rewrite the Risa program into a Starfleet version of Twilight.
Seven: I wish to kill him, may I.
Janeway: Let me think about it... yes, but I know nothing about it.

Don't make me turn this ship around.

 

[Captain Crow]

Doctor: You're very healthy for a 68 year old woman.

Janeway, with clenched teeth: I'm 46 you holographic asshat.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kim: "I like this Battlestar Galactica. Maybe we should have co-ed bathrooms back on our ship."

*Seriously, that wall looks like a BSG door*

 

[LeadHead]

Kim: "I like this Battlestar Galactica. Maybe we should have co-ed bathrooms back on our ship."

Kim: Maybe I shouldn't aim too high at this point. It'll be a struggle just getting them to install a bathroom at all!

 

[Captain Ice]

Harry: Hot damn, those Jedi mind tricks really do work on Borg women.

 

[Admiral Shran]

Schultz: So, I hear Frakes and Sirtis are planning to ruin Enterprise's finale. Give me $1,000,000 or I'll destroy yours.

 

[Mistral]

Janeway: "These are...not the droids you are looking for."

 

[Mistral]

Barkley: "Cocaine? Why would you ask me that?"

 

[Captain Crow]

Seven: Captain, I do not believe this is a appropriate time for you to do your "Mime in an invisable box" routine.

Kim: Wait a minute! How can you use the urinal? I thought you were a woman?

Seven: I am a woman. I'm also a Borg. It's a special retractable implant.

Kim: Ew!

Seven: It also has a targeting system so I don't have to pay attention to what I'm doing. Now shut up or I'll bend you over and show you what it does in assimilation mode.

[Loud fart]

Barclay: It wasn't me. It was the dog.

Janeway: Wrong show numbnuts! Enterprise has the dog. We've got Neelix.

 

[AstroSmurf]

Stop bugging me Seven. You are not getting a space monkey as a pet no matter how many times you ask. And if you ask again we are going back to the ship and you won't get anything at all. Understood?

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Janeway: Come on Seven, "Totally saved the day on my own FIVE". Don't leave me hanging.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Harry: "You said you wouldn't laugh at it!"

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

Okay, that one made me laugh out loud.

 

[Alrik]

Seven: "...then later, I'm thinking of having my nipples pierced."

Janeway: "Um, Seven, TMI......on second thought, mind if I watch?"

Dwight: "Mr. T. is hawking his own brand of fryers via info-mercials?"

Kate: "I'm afraid so, I was hoping to get a chance to tell you before you came across one."

 

[Ensign Johnson]

Janeway: You'll have to change, we can't both go to this DS9 convention dressed as Dax.

Seven: I knew I should have called to see who you were going as.

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

^Ha ha ha...that's funny.

 

[Purdy Bear]

Seven: Well the Dr said the natural yoghurt would work there!

Janeway: Enough! I dont need to know.

 

[Ensign Johnson]

Mulgrew: Let me get this straight. Now you play Chakotay and Seven of Nine?

Ryan: The producers felt I wasn't getting enough screen time playing just one character.