VOY Caption Contest #34: "You Are In So Much Trouble Mister!"

[Yeoman Randi]

Hello fellow drones! I'm stepping in to run the Voyager Caption Contests for Alrik who will be dealing with his own cats-in-a-bag for a while. Thank you Alrik for trusting me with your baby and we look forward to your return asap!

I'd like to say a huge thank you to SPCTRE who very graciously submitted all of this week's screen caps for my use. It made my first attempt at running this contest a snap!

If anyone finds a fun screen cap they'd like to submit to me for use in a future contest, please feel free to do so. I also welcome any help, suggestions or constructive comments that you may have (providing they won't make me curl up in fetal position and suck my thumb).

Ok, on to the show.....this week's contest is entitled "You Are In So Much Trouble Mister!" which is something every parent has probably said at least once in their life. And what with life in the Delta Quadrant forcing the Voyager crew into more familiar relationships, these caps seemed appropriate.

First up we have Seven displaying the classic teenage daughter "Miss Smarty-pants" face from Season 7's "Body and Soul". Next is Captain Janeway giving the Doctor a real talking to for missing his curfew from Season 7's "Inside Man". Also from that ep, we have Mr. Barclay apparently coming up with a good excuse for coming home with alcohol on his breath . From Season 5's "Relativity" we have Captain Janeway telling the crew to 'talk to the hand' and finally from Season 6's "Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy" we have the Doctor admonishing anyone who comes near him.

No pics that cry out PHOTOSHOP! but feel free to have a go at one if you can. My plan will be to change up the contest pictures every other week. Have fun and.......

Set a course for home.......engage!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Even Borg drones like the smell of their own farts...

Janeway: "You do know how to whistle don't you. You just put your lips together... and blow."
blows long wet raspberry in EMH's face

Barclay: "Impressive... ggnnnngg, command technique... Arh Captain... But can I have... Grrngghh... My balls back now?"
Janeway: "Hell no Mr Barclay... They go on the shelf in my quarters next to Chakotay's and Harry Kim's."

Janeway: "Stop... Kathy time... You can't touch this!"

Emergency Command Hologram: "Set phasers to spank, Mr Tuvok. Load the torpedo tubes with cans of whoop-ass!"

 

[SPCTRE]

Barclay: "Impressive... ggnnnngg, command technique... Arh Captain... But can I have... Grrngghh... My balls back now?"
Janeway: "Hell no Mr Barclay... They go on the shelf in my quarters next to Chakotay's and Harry Kim's."

 

[Yeoman Randi]

It soon became evident to the crew that the Doctor had not remembered to remove Seven's Borg Vibrator implant.

And once it was removed it soon became evident that Barclay had found Seven's Borg Vibrator implant.

 

[F. King Daniel]

"No Harry, I won't tell anyone what I walked in on you doing...(*snicker*)"

Janeway: "Is that...a nose ring?"

Barclay's orgasm face.

Seven: "Well? Aren't you gonna ask abo--"

Janeway: "No."

"Stop flicking to porn during the adverts!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SEVEN: Mr Kim is admiring my posterior again. I shall take a moment to be pleased and then fake dismay and disgust to watch him squirm.

MULGREW: Yeah, they've had that costume for you in wardrobe since your first day. I would have said something but I was sworn to secrecy.

 

[LeadHead]

Seven: I like this, even as a Prisoner, I get more respect than you!

Doctor: We will now conduct your hearing test. Computer-

Janeway: If you start singing opera, you are sooooo decompiled!

Barclay: No, Captain, No. You were the one member of the Senior staff whose voice I did not Emulate!

Janeway: Don't worry, we'll never use time Travel again.

Janeway and Seven Time Transport Away.

Alarms go Off

Computer: Endgame Alert! Endgame Alert!

Doctor: I will not lower the shields and prepare to be boarded! We will not be defeated!

Tuvok: Doctor, we have lost shields and have been boarded on Deck 6. We have been defeated.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Seven: "Hey, Harry. You know that pic Tom took of you on Risa? The one you made him swear he'd never post on the crew bulletin board? Well...guess what!"

Doctor: "Don't! Don't do it! Don't spit! DON'T!"

Janeway: "There. It's called a 'Deltan Handshake.' Really grabs your attention, doesn't it!"

Doctor: "Yooou look...MAHVELOUS!"

 

[mirandafave]

Doctor: "You caught photonic herpes from the holodeck! But captain I thought ..."
Janeway: "I've told you and Chakotay both, it ain't ever going to happen!"

What! They did a remake of the A-Team!

Doctor: "What do you mean two bald-headed captains is enough for the franchise! What about Robau?"

 

[LeadHead]

Robert Picardo: You've been watching PBS without pledging anything! You need to pledge now!

 

[Red Ranger]

Talk to the hand, Seven, 'cause the ears aren't listening!

(Couldn't resist!)

 

[Captain Crow]

Doctor: You better stop that shit or I'll turn this starship around!

[The Doctor sits down with a loud fart sound. The crew laughs. He then realises he sat on a Whoopee cushion.]

Doctor: That's not funny Paris!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Janeway: "Doctor, i am warning you.....do not call me schmoopy!!!!!"

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Telling Harry to use a console covered in Borg-enhanced superglue: Priceless.

 

[Rat Boy]

Seven just figured out how to download porn into her cranial implant.

And that was the last time the Doctor told the captain to lay off the coffee.

Schultz: "What do you mean my cameo in The A-Team movie got stuck in the credits?"

Janeway: "Look, productivity dropped sharply after you stopped wearing the catsuit. Bring 'em back, I don't care how much they hurt."

Bob Picardo: "Look, how many times do I have to tell you? It's Picardo, not Picard...ah, screw it. I need the money."

 

[AstroSmurf]

"Sigh. I can't decide which whip to use but I shouldn't keep Harry waiting tied to that console. As Mistress Janeway says, there is nothing like a good ensign thrashing to start the morning."

"What do you mean I should have had a V-8?"

"I beg your pardon. This is NOT a toupee."

"Just shut the hell up and bring me my coffee."

"Don't you lie to me. I know you ate my last bag of holographic Cheesy Poofs."



See Yeoman Randi? I did it! I came. I saw. I made some very bad obscure jokes. I wouldn't do that for just anyone. Love ya babe!

 

[Rat Boy]

Harry: "Well I can't go if you're standing there!"

Seven (muttering): "There's a lot of stuff you can't do around me."

Harry: "What was that?"

Seven: "Never mind."

 

[M'Sharak]

"Holographic pliers, Mr. Barclay - what do you think of them? Take your time; I'm in no rush."

Harry: State the nature of my what?!

 

[Captain Crow]

Janeway: Someone has stolen my teeth again!

Janeway: My mustache isn't that noticeable is it?

Janeway: Well, Mr. Barclay. I guess it's just you and me and... your balls... and this drawer.

(drawer slams)

Doctor in Seven's body, very smuggly: Ensign Kim, I've just done something that you'll never be able to do.

Harry: What's that?

Doctor in Seven's body, very smuggly: Touched Seven's boobies.

 

[Red Ranger]

SEVEN: Mr. Kim, my hips don't lie, so you can stop staring at them!
KIM: Who, me?

JANEWAY: Doctor, I've never lost a staring contest. Ever!

BARCLAY: Captain! That was such a dirty joke! I'm shocked!

JANEWAY: This is my patented Queen Elizabeth imitation, Seven.

DOCTOR: You better give up, Kazons, or I'll keep wagging my finger at you. You don't want that!