Contest: ENTER VOY Caption Contest #230: Extreme Risk

Paris: "And as you can see, I contend that if you look at the back tail end as the front, this is nothing more than a manatee with it's arms extended and landing struts."

 

As technology improved, virtual pets only became more and more complex...

Paris: "...and the specialized, non-replicable food he needs can only be found on the third moon of Ernish XVVII. He must have it, or he'll die!"
Neelix (os): "But it's a computer game. Can't you just program some?"
Paris: "No. Squishable only eats real food. We have to shovel it manually into an intake valve."
Janeway (os): "'Squishable', Mr. Paris?"
Paris: "...I let Naomi name it..."

 

The blue one? Really, Chakotay? Why trick poor Harry that way?

I didn't know that it would fill Tuvok's quarters with laughing gas...



Yeah, that was great. I gotta say, dating the Chief Engineer, and being a medic, you figure out all kinds of interesting pra... details... about the environmental systems.

 

The former Pumpkin-mon King, now gone crazy for Xmas lights (and ALWAYS just a little Oddish), approves.

 

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