Paris: "And as you can see, I contend that if you look at the back tail end as the front, this is nothing more than a manatee with it's arms extended and landing struts."
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Paris: "And as you can see, I contend that if you look at the back tail end as the front, this is nothing more than a manatee with it's arms extended and landing struts."
As technology improved, virtual pets only became more and more complex...
Paris: "...and the specialized, non-replicable food he needs can only be found on the third moon of Ernish XVVII. He must have it, or he'll die!"
Neelix (os): "But it's a computer game. Can't you just program some?"
Paris: "No. Squishable only eats real food. We have to shovel it manually into an intake valve."
Janeway (os): "'Squishable', Mr. Paris?"
Paris: "...I let Naomi name it..."
The highly coveted Captains Choice Award goes to @The Pumpkin-mon King with:
HARRY: "I'm sorry, Commander, I completely forgot what you wanted me to do."
CHAKOTAY: "It's all right, Ensign. I just told you to depolarize the trans-harmonic microfusion matrix, drain the excess plasma from the multiphase ion coils, cross-connect the pattern buffers with the EPS manifolds, and purge the tertiary deuterium crystallization chamber."
HARRY: "Uhhh... is that the yellow button or the blue
The blue one? Really, Chakotay? Why trick poor Harry that way?
I didn't know that it would fill Tuvok's quarters with laughing gas...
Yeah, that was great. I gotta say, dating the Chief Engineer, and being a medic, you figure out all kinds of interesting pra... details... about the environmental systems.
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