Contest: ENTER VGR Caption Contest #219: Fun with Nazis

[Orac]

Welcome to the all new Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest!

Here are the winners of the last contest..

The Captain's Choice Award goes to @Qonundrum with:

Third Prize goes to @Captain pl1ngpl0ng with:
meanwhile.....
Seven wakes up from a nightmare

it was something about Riker and his finger...

Second prize goes to @LeadHead with..

Security Chief's Log: Captain Janeway is concerned about the Doctors passion for this investigation. She insisted that I "look over his shoulder." I am uncertain what I am expected to accomplish by doing this.

And the winner is @Tenacity with..

And once again Commander Riker falls for the old super glue on the fore-finger trick.

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Here're th' new pictures:

Bonus Picture:

 

[IMC Headquarters]

JANEWAY: Class? I want you to meet our new Principal.

HIROGEN: Nothing personal against you, human, but I'd much rather enjoy this dinner date with Vosk.

TORRES: I'll have a blood wine. Easy on the platelets.

Meet Seven of Nine. The ultimate Deflector DIsh.

THE DOCTOR: It takes one hundred-eighty two licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.

Charlie Brown enters the Nexus...

 

[Tenacity]

JANEWAY: There's something about a man in uniform.

HIROGEN: What am I supposed to do with this?
NAZI: I could offer a suggestion.

Unfortunately the producers decided not to go with the new season three uniforms.

PICARD: Owing to Covid-19 this family will need to dispurse and cease being joyful.

 

[Qonundrum]

Thanks for the win!
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Tuvok: "B'Elanna, are you a fan of the 20th century Earth group 'The Cowsills'?
Torres: "What?"
Tuvok: "I apologize. I was hoping the name of the archaic musicians' group would ring a bell, proverbially speaking."

 

[Qonundrum]

Hirogen: "Say, you know we're in a bluescreen environment and conditioning the crew to see what they want, but do you want to know what I'm really holding and what's behind me?"

OId WW2 dude: "I already know. It's filthy, and why didn't you invite me sooner because I already go there to do that thrice every week?"

 

[IMC Headquarters]

HIROGEN: I'll make a giraffe out of this baguette if it's the last thing I do!

 

[Qonundrum]

The Christmas Tree was taken aback by Picard's claim that it's a wooden actor.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

PICARD: I hope there's a Milton-Bradley Star Bird under the tree this year.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

HIROGEN: You're thinking of brushing my head with olive oil again, aren't you? No soup for you!

 

[Tenacity]

As soon as Picard was distracted by giving one of his long plotting speeches, the shape-shifting assassian quietly move up behind him.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

HIROGEN: You know your planet has by far the most ****ed up history, right?
JANEWAY: Oh yeah.

NAZI: All french bread must be destroyed and cleansed from the bread gene pool!
HIROGEN: Because it's not German?
NAZI: No, because it's annoyingly hard crusted and unpleasant to eat.

SEVEN: Strange. I'm had the sudden urge to wear uncomfortable and nonfunctional clothing just because it shows off my features more.
HIROGEN: She's starting to remember!

DOC: Seven, I'm from the future. Lots of people you care about are dead and everything is dark.
SEVEN: Do I still wear the catsuit?
DOC: No.
SEVEN: Finally a positive vision of the future!

Bonus Picture:

PICARD: Get rid of this nonsense. Evolved humans have no need for Christmas cheer!

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Hirogen: Where's the beef?!!!!

 

[Tenacity]

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Hirogen: So ... bread and maggots?
Officer: Well you know, "French food."

 

[Orac]

Hirogen Nazi: Where'd th' cheese go?
Rick Janeway: I don't know!

 

[IMC Headquarters]

PICARD: My love, did you hide phasers under every piece of furniture in the house for me?

 

[Captain Crow]

Picard: The tree is crooked.

[comic beat]

Picard: Christmas is canceled. Take it and the presents outside and burn them.

 

[Orac]

The catering at the Trump rally was a bit disappointing.

 

[Orac]

Tuvock: So, we meet again, only last time I was but a learner, now I am the master.
Torres: Not this shit again.

 

[Orac]

Picard: Science bless us. Every one.

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Q! What have you done with Cmdr. Riker?!
Tree: Right here, Captain.