Contest: ENTER VGR Caption Contest #219: Fun with Nazis

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  1. Orac

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    Welcome to the all new Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest! :)

    Here are the winners of the last contest..

    The Captain's Choice Award goes to @Qonundrum with:
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    Third Prize goes to @Captain pl1ngpl0ng with:
    meanwhile.....
    Seven wakes up from a nightmare
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    it was something about Riker and his finger...
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    Second prize goes to @LeadHead with..
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    Security Chief's Log: Captain Janeway is concerned about the Doctors passion for this investigation. She insisted that I "look over his shoulder." I am uncertain what I am expected to accomplish by doing this.

    And the winner is @Tenacity with..
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    And once again Commander Riker falls for the old super glue on the fore-finger trick.

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    JANEWAY: Class? I want you to meet our new Principal.

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    HIROGEN: Nothing personal against you, human, but I'd much rather enjoy this dinner date with Vosk.

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    TORRES: I'll have a blood wine. Easy on the platelets.

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    Meet Seven of Nine. The ultimate Deflector DIsh.

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    THE DOCTOR: It takes one hundred-eighty two licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.


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    Charlie Brown enters the Nexus...
     
  3. Tenacity

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    JANEWAY: There's something about a man in uniform.

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    HIROGEN: What am I supposed to do with this?
    NAZI: I could offer a suggestion.

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    Unfortunately the producers decided not to go with the new season three uniforms.

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    PICARD: Owing to Covid-19 this family will need to dispurse and cease being joyful.
     
  4. Qonundrum

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    Thanks for the win!
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    Tuvok: "I apologize. I was hoping the name of the archaic musicians' group would ring a bell, proverbially speaking."
     
  5. Qonundrum

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    Hirogen: "Say, you know we're in a bluescreen environment and conditioning the crew to see what they want, but do you want to know what I'm really holding and what's behind me?"

    OId WW2 dude: "I already know. It's filthy, and why didn't you invite me sooner because I already go there to do that thrice every week?"
     
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    HIROGEN: I'll make a giraffe out of this baguette if it's the last thing I do!
     
  7. Qonundrum

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    The Christmas Tree was taken aback by Picard's claim that it's a wooden actor.
     
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    PICARD: I hope there's a Milton-Bradley Star Bird under the tree this year.
     
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  10. Tenacity

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    As soon as Picard was distracted by giving one of his long plotting speeches, the shape-shifting assassian quietly move up behind him.
     
  11. JirinPanthosa

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    HIROGEN: You know your planet has by far the most ****ed up history, right?
    JANEWAY: Oh yeah.

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    NAZI: All french bread must be destroyed and cleansed from the bread gene pool!
    HIROGEN: Because it's not German?
    NAZI: No, because it's annoyingly hard crusted and unpleasant to eat.

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    SEVEN: Strange. I'm had the sudden urge to wear uncomfortable and nonfunctional clothing just because it shows off my features more.
    HIROGEN: She's starting to remember!

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    DOC: Seven, I'm from the future. Lots of people you care about are dead and everything is dark.
    SEVEN: Do I still wear the catsuit?
    DOC: No.
    SEVEN: Finally a positive vision of the future!

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    PICARD: Get rid of this nonsense. Evolved humans have no need for Christmas cheer!
     
  12. A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees

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    Hirogen: Where's the beef?!!!!
     
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  14. Orac

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  16. captain crow

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    Picard: The tree is crooked.

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    Picard: Christmas is canceled. Take it and the presents outside and burn them.
     
  17. Orac

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    The catering at the Trump rally was a bit disappointing.
     
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  18. Orac

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  20. A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees

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    Q! What have you done with Cmdr. Riker?!
    Tree: Right here, Captain.
     
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