Contest: ENTER VGR Caption Contest #214: The One Where the Crew's Assimilated into a Collective Unconsciousness

[Orac]

Welcome to the all new Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest!

Here are the winners of the last contest...

@Catarina breaks @tharpdevenport's streak and wins the Best Fart Joke with:

Janeway: you trap me in a shuttle craft with one of your "gaseous anomalies" pranks and I will end you.


@captain crow gets the Captain's Choice Award with:

Neelix: I just charged this damn thing and it's already down to a 42%!


Third Place goes to @Herbert with:

Janeway: That.....is a bold fashion statement


@Delta Vega gets Second Place with:

Doctor thinks . . . . "If these three arseholes would get out of the way I might be able to help the guy"


And the winner is @tharpdevenport with:

Pictured above: Hour 23 of Neelix's going away party.

Janyway: "Neewho?"

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Here're th' new pictures:

 

[Delta Vega]

"Oh my fucking God, I'm getting swallowed whole by a large duvet"

 

[Delta Vega]

"Oh shit, I just realised I've left my central heating on at home"

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Janeway: "Ooooooklahoma, where the-"
Officer: "Make her stop..."

 

[tharpdevenport]

LOL, can't win 'em all! But I submit, for my humble re-instatement, the following entry:

Janeway: "I swear to GOD, Tuvok!"

Tuvok: "Holding it was highly illogical."



Tuvok: "Captain, I believe I am experiencing pon far."

Janeway: "I have space herpes."
Tuvok: "Oh. My mistake. I'll try another set of quarters..."

MINUTES LATER...

Tuvok: "7 of 9, I believe I am experiencing pon far."

Tom: "Oh my Zod, Tuvok -- you're naked!!!"
Tuvok: "Lt. Paris. I thought these were 7 of 9's quarters."
Tom: "They are, I'm just ... waiting for her."
Tuvok: "In her bed?"
Tom: "I ... I was sleepy."
Tuvok: "Then where is 7 of 9?"

MEANWHILE...

Harry: "Are you sure you'll be captain in a few years and that if I sleep with you now, you'll promote me?"
7 of 9: "Correct. Now shut up and kiss me. And pull your pants down."

WOODCOTAY SUDDENLY WAKES UP...

Woodcotay: "What? OH. Oh. It was all just a dream. A horrible dream. Tuvok naked, Paris making a move on my semi official girlfriend, Harry getting promoted ... all just a dream..."

TUVOK WALKS IN

Tuvok: "Or was it?"

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Neelix: And now, for the last segment of the Neelix Variety Hour... our Captain with a special musical number...


Janeway: Here we go again on our own..!!!

 

[Orac]

In an attempt to imitate human spontaneity the EMH began performing impromptu prostate exams.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

JANEWAY: Tuvok, this isn't a dream, get the hell back to your quarters and get some clothes on!

PARIS: AHHHHHH! Why does he show up in every Seven dream I have?!

JANEWAY: Everyone quick, roll under the door as it's closing!

DOCTOR: I've perfected a new technique, a personality transplant. You're the perfect choice to be the first to receive this procedure.
CHAKOTAY: Wait, I'm having second thoughts!
DOCTOR: Sorry, I'm under orders.

 

[Finn]

TorresOS) That's the third time you've had the Rooming with Wesley dream this week.

 

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

A Cuchi Moya...... Salamanders!!

 

[Orac]

This has gone on long enough. New contest! --> link