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VFWCC (Redux) 500 - this Is CAPTIONS!

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5 seconds before Tom spat his drink in Seven's face...

Seven: Curious. Neelix just told me that the Borg waste reclamation nodes were in fact ice trays.
 
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5 seconds before Tom spat his drink in Seven's face...

The Doctor: "I'll give you fifty credits if you'll spit in her face."
 
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5 seconds before Tom spat his drink in Seven's face...

Seven: "When Lt. Torres offered to go down on me in exchange for replicator rations, I wasn't expected her to pay me."
 
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5 seconds before Tom spat his drink in Seven's face...

Seven: "I require another female and a cup."
 
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Paris: "Mind if I try out my new mouthwash... on your face?"

or

Paris: "Hey Doch, you ghot zat tube of tungg gluu? Itsh fallingh out agaihnn."
 
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5 seconds before Tom spat his drink in Seven's face...

Seven: "So how long AM I supposed to keep the dildo in my ass?"
 
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5 seconds before Tom spat his drink in Seven's face...

Seven: "Since the Captain has been instructing me in private on the nature of humanity, I have been suffering from fecal leakage. Is that normal Doctor?"
 
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5 seconds before Tom took a drink that he spat in Seven's face...

Seven: Mr. Neelix, please serve my latest colonary concoction.

Paris: What is it Seven?

5 seconds before Tom spat his drink in Seven's face...

Doctor: Essentially just Gin and Tonic, did I mention Borg Nanoprobes are 70% Tonic?
 
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5 days before Tom spat a drink in Seven's Face...

Janeway: Red Alert!

Chakotay: Hard to Port!

Tuvok: Phasers are offline!

Paris: I Can't shake them!

Torres: The Warp Core is offline!

Kim: They're Charging Weapons!

Seven: Incoming Fire!

Doctor: My holomatrix is destabilizing!

Neelix: Look out!

5 seconds before Tom spat his drink in Seven's face...

Seven: Perhaps we should all try saying new things from time to time...
 
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5 seconds before Tom spate his drink in Seven's face...

Seven: "This snowballing. Please demonstrate it."
 
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5 seconds before Tom spate his drink in Seven's face...

Seven: "I am keen to arrive at Earth. I have been invited to appear at something called Texas Gang Bang 5000. I will apparently be the only VIP present."
 
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5 seconds before Tom spat his drink in Seven's face...

Seven: By the way they're real and they're spectacular
 
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5 seconds before Tom spat his drink in Seven's face...

Doctor: Seven, please tell Mr. Paris that poem I taught you.

Seven: There was a young lady from Venus whose body was shaped like a-
 
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