VFWCC (Redux) 500 - this Is CAPTIONS!

[Koinek]

Sorry! Without going into it too much, more important RL things are occupying my time this week. So I was a little late posting this.

But regardless, it's time for another Voyager Forum Weekly Caption Competition!

Last week's winners:
The honorable mention goes to:

``Look, Chakotay, it ... it's not you. It's me. I keep looking at Seven and thinking of great story ideas, and I look at you and see ... a big plank of wood with a face tattoo. And that's why you can be on the show only as long as you stop saying or doing anything.''

BTW I also have to mention the photoshopped image from the movies. Keep doing the shops!

But the winner from VFCWCC #4 is:

Yes, yes, they are urinals...but this is the ladies', Commander.

Congrats! Triskelion gets to keep the Woimy Squoimy Prize for Voyager Excellence for another week:

Now for this week's image:

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Five seconds before Tom spat his drink in Seven's face...

Seven: "I find that Commander Chakotay prefers to have his testicles cupped while being penetrated anally with a strap-on. Is that normal for a human male?"

 

[jgdst]

^ it's gonna be a tough competition again

Hearing Seven describe her first post-assimilation menstrual cycle aged Tom on the spot by 40 years.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Five seconds before Tom spat his drink in Seven's face...

Seven: "... so Harry Kim propositioned me in the briefing room five weeks after I came aboard. I sucked his brain out through his nostrils and no one ever noticed."

Five seconds before Tom spat his drink in Seven's face...

Seven: "You were quite right Doctor, sex with holograms is far more satisfying."
EMH: "Was it my technique, was I more understanding as a lover, did I satisfy your needs?"
Seven: "That, and the fact that you can reprogram the size of your tongue."

 

[Rat Boy]

Five seconds before Tom spits his drink in Seven's face...

Seven: "I found one of the people using the peephole to my sonic shower."

The Doctor: "What did you do?"

Seven: "Castrated him. I am still looking for the other one."

 

[Triskelion]

Thanks for the win Killer Koinek!

Five seconds before Tom spat his drink in Seven's face...

I augmented these white russians with breast milk. I spent all morning milking Neelix.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Five seconds before Tom spat his drink in Seven's face...

Seven: "Thank you for allowing me access to the ship's sperm bank Doctor."
EMH: "I trust your experiment is proceeding without any hitches?"
Seven: "Quite, in fact I'm using this soiree to gather data on who spits and who swallows."

 

[Triskelion]

Five seconds before Tom spat his drink in Seven's face...

Doc: So what changed your mind about getting the surgery?
Seven: Chakotay kept complaining about losing his hyperspanner in the shuttle bay.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Five seconds before Tom spat his drink in Seven's face...

Seven: "The Captain assigned me the duty of choosing tonight's movie in the holodeck."
EMH: "Anything good?"
Seven: "Masters of the Universe."

 

[Capt_Piett]

5 seconds before Tom spat his drink in Seven's face...

EMH: Seven! How are your cooking lessons with Neelix going?

Seven: Well, Doctor. Tonight he allowed me to make the punch. It is a combination of Leeola Root, Lemons and Prune Juice....

 

[Finn]

5 seconds before Tom spat his drink in Seven's face...

Seven: Were you able to remove the Lt. Torres makeup from Ensign Kim after his latest holodeck accident?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

5 seconds before Tom spat his drink in Seven's face...

Seven: "Do you realise how hard it is to conceal a penis in a catsuit?"

 

[Triskelion]

5 seconds before Tom spat his drink in Seven's face...

So Doctor. Enjoying your new vagina?

 

[Rat Boy]

5 seconds before Tom spat his drink in Seven's face...

Seven: "Yes, the whole fist."

 

[Koinek]

I'm glad I picked a good picture.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

5 seconds before Tom spat his drink in Seven's face...

Seven: "In my study of what it means to be human, I'm up to homosexuality. Would you two care to demonstrate?"

 

[Rat Boy]

5 seconds before Tom spat his drink in Seven's face...

The Doctor: "Oh by the way, I faked every orgasm."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

5 seconds before Tom spat his drink in Seven's face...

Seven: "Did you hear? They just changed the Caption Contest in the TOS Forum."

 

[jgdst]

Five seconds after Seven from the future beams into present Seven's body and five seconds before Tom spat his drink in Seven's face...

Doctor: Seven! Let him go!
Seven: Either he reconsiders what he's about to do with that drink, or I'm going to squeeze til he has three Adam's Apples...

 

[Nerys Myk]

5 seconds before Tom spat his drink in Seven's face...

Seven: "Chakotay and I are dating"