VFWCC #25 - Save The Caption, Save the World!

[Lucy of Nine]

Ok, another fortnight, another caption comp, thanks to Akiraprise for handling in my absence!

This contest's picture is :

 

[Captain Crow]

Neelix: Please Tom don't do that. I'm still a little sore from that Klingon woman from the last caption contest.

 

[Shatmandu]

Paris: "You smell like that stuff they used to put on the floor in grade school, when someone puked."

 

[Nerys Myk]

I knew it was you Fredo.

 

[JB2005]

...and Harry was never allowed to make airfix models again.

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

Paris found the accidental creation of Bellanix put a dampner on his personal life

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Neelix: "It's the paisley apron right? Himbos dig the apron."

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

Paris: Doesn't smell like victory to me

 

[Triskelion]

Hey thanks for the win Akiraprise & Lucy of Nine! And thanks for running the contest!

Harry <mentally>: One...Two..Three...Four...if it lasts to ten Tom's not getting any birthday cake from me! Snap.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Using Axe body spray on Talaxians should be avoided.

 

[Rat Boy]

Neelix: "Where's the Klingon when I need her?"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Paris: "Nelix you survived mating with that Klingon woman"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Paris: "Nelix you survived mating with that Klingon woman"

Kim: " Then you're going to love what Tom and I have planned!

 

[Captain Crow]

Paris: Touch B'Elanna again and I'll shove that thermos on the table up your ass so far you'll sneeze coffee.

 

[Triskelion]

Tom: Message from the captain. <kisses Neelix>
Neelix: No! No! I'll do anything! I've got money. You want money? Kes, you can have Kes!
Harry: Transporter room, engage.
Neelix: No! No! <beams into space>
Tom: He knows what 'off the menu' means now.

 

[Kirby]

Tom's stage play of his favorite 20th century television show received mixed reviews. Nobody cared for Neelix as June Cleaver, but Harry Kim was quite popular as the Beaver.

 

[Mistral]

Tom: "Sorry, but I left my teddy bear in the Alpha Quadrant."

Harry: "Yeah, and I'm tired of listening to him cry himself to sleep."

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

Harry and Tom resorted to snorting cocaine from Neelix's shoulder

 

[Rat Boy]

Neelix (muffled): "Yes, yes he should start wearing stronger deoderant."

Kim: "See?"

Paris: "I'm not convinced. Let's ask Tuvok next."

Neelix (muffled): "Can I go know? I feel the sudden urge to throw out all the cheese in the fridge."

 

[jep]

Harry: "Damnit, Tom is always cutting in on my action!"



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