VFWCC #19 Caption, Caption man... I want to be a Caption Man!

[Rat Boy]

Trekkie customer: "Uh, excuse me? The nacelles of the Enterprise on my collector's glass are the wrong color. They should be blue, not red."

Paris: "Jesus Christ."

 

[Shatmandu]

Paris: "I thought our lives after returning to Earth would be better than this ..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

HOTEL DESK CLERK: Yes madam, we have the reservation for you and your "son" right here.

 

[Shatmandu]

HOTEL DESK CLERK: "The movies listed on the bill have been confirmed. If you like, I could make the film titles visible on your receipt ..."

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Janeway: "So we are on the wrong planet."

Paris: "*sighs* Coyonius II was to the left of the nebula, Captain, like I said. I can imagine the smirk on Chakotay's face already".

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Three years. Three years is all I would've had to have waited. I could've been with that hottie from Risa, livin it up on Wrigley's Pleasure Planet, but noooooooo. Now I'm stuck on the other side of the galaxy wearing an outfit even Ray Charles wouldn't be caught dead in with a woman who sounds like she needs to cut back by about two cartons a day."

 

[Nerys Myk]

HOTEL DESK CLERK: You want the hourly rate again Miss Smith?

 

[Shatmandu]

HOTEL DESK CLERK: "Unkay, you're all checked out. And as a reminder, any bath robes or towels missing from your room will be added to your bill."

 

[Nerys Myk]

HOTEL DESK CLERK: No, we dont take Federation Express.

 

[Triskelion]

Janeway: Two, please. For Land of the Lost.

 

[Rat Boy]

Janeway: Two, please. For Land of the Lost.

Paris: "Good God."

Janeway: "Make that one adult and one child in a man's body."

 

[Captain Crow]

Paris: They sure have a lot of pigeons around here don't they.

 

[JB2005]

Janeway: Thank god Pon-Farr's only once every seven years

 

[26138]

Paris: Uh, Captain -
Janeway: It's still there, isn't it?
Paris: Yep...

 

[apenpaap]

Lol, on the one under "isn't", Seven can apparently see it, and on the pic under "it", Janweay is balancing it.