VFWCC #19 Caption, Caption man... I want to be a Caption Man!

[Lucy of Nine]

Hi one and all,

As the new (possibly temporary or at least part time) judge of the Captions Contest, I'd like to say 'hello' and a big huge thanks to Koinek for his past efforts! You rock! So without further adieu... here are the winners from last time...

Honorable Mention goes to :

Carey: Commander, we have recovered one of your testicles, however Captain Janeway's are still rather elusive.

Harry Kim: I found one!

Chakotay: Damn, I always knew her's were bigger.

No Photoshop prizes this week... as I was the only one who entered... and it's way too early for me to be giving myself prizes...

But the winner of the New Fantabulous Ultra Squishee Prize goes to :

Ignored by all, Harry Kim took comfort from his new friendship with Wilson the Melon.

I'm sorry but I just love Wilson! Well done Piper! The Squishee is all yours!

THIS WEEK :

 

[Lucy of Nine]

By the way - how does one make this thread a sticky??

 

[kimc]

By the way - how does one make this thread a sticky??

Hit the thread "Notify" button and submit your request for a mod to sticky the new thread and unsticky the old one. I'll go ahead and do that now for this one.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Paris: "It got awkward didn't it?"
Janeway: "Yes."
Paris: "You said it wouldn't get awkward."
Janeway: "I know, I was wrong."
Paris: "A little salamander sex, a one night amphibian stand..."
Janeway: "Shut up, shut up, shut up! Don't look at me. Don't... don't talk to me for like three years or something."
Paris: sigh

 

[Rat Boy]

Janeway: "Okay, so that part of the aliens' anatomy is different than ours."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Paris: "Boy, these aliens! When they make public urinals, they really make public urinals!"
Janeway: "Just keep looking up, that's an order."

 

[Shatmandu]

Paris: "Yes, of course the guy working the salad bar has the Phage. Sure am glad I didn't pick the restaurant ..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Janeway: "Sir, your fries were burnt because of a fryer phase inducer containment field leak in a plasma coil."

 

[Triskelion]

Paris: Captain, he said we're from KAL-toh Province. Put that away.
Janeway: Sorry. <adjusts her area>
Paris: And while we're on the subject, that isn't the Vulcan game of strategy, either.

 

[Shatmandu]

Tuvok, offscreen: "Sir, mayonaise on french fries is illogical."
Customer: "Just give me the shit, assface."

 

[Mistral]

Janeway: "Wow, three men having sex in public. What an unusual society! Wouldn't you agree, Mr. Paris?"

Paris: "Sorry, Captain, these air conditioning vents have completely grabbed my attention. I can't really hear you."

 

[Shatmandu]

Customer: "Somebody took a shit on the bathroom floor."

 

[Shatmandu]

Paris: "This is how you spend your holodeck rations?"

 

[NovusInceptum]

Paris: Boooooring....
Janeway: I...don't understand...why are those cars driving in circles?!

 

[KimMH]

Paris: "It got awkward didn't it?"
Janeway: "Yes."
Paris: "You said it wouldn't get awkward."
Janeway: "I know, I was wrong."
Paris: "A little salamander sex, a one night amphibian stand..."
Janeway: "Shut up, shut up, shut up! Don't look at me. Don't... don't talk to me for like three years or something."
Paris: sigh

gets MY little vote

 

[Honorable Ensign]

The cast couldn't even bear to look at this episode's wardrobe.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PARIS: Just keep Neelix away from the uniform replicating programs in future, okay?

 

[Lucy of Nine]

These are awesome guys, keep em coming! Hilarious!!!!

By the way, I'll judge the comp weekly...

Lucy x

 

[Rat Boy]

Janeway: "You were wrong. Special orders do upset me."

 

[Piper]

Thank you for the win Lucy of Nine

Used to it by now, Mulgrew and McNeill waited patiently while Beltran had his weekly hissy fit about the quality of the latest script.