VFWCC #16 - Get these captions to sickbay!

[Koinek]

Jello and Welcome to another Voyager Forum Weekly Caption Competition!

Now for the winners from VFWCC #15! For a special bonus, I've decided to award two honorable mentions and two winners.

The honorable mentions go to:

Janeway;" Well if none of you bastards willl pull my finger I'll just have to order a Non-Com to do it!"

Janeway: this THING...this...life...form...whatdoesitwant?
Doctor:aww crap, she's channeling Kirk again
Chacotay:does this mean were gonna see her shirt torn off somehow?

Congratulations Sephiroth and T'Boggan!

The "It's a shop" honorable mention goes to:

EMH: Captain, I -
Tuvok: Doctor, do not disturb the Captain while she is practicing her coffee order.

Nice job with the background Triskellion.

Finally, the overall winners from VFWCC #15:

Janeway: The FIRST question I have to ask ... can we play with the red flashing frisbee?

Tuvok: Captain, it's not a frisbee. It's a flying saucer, and its miniature crew is trying to make first contact with us.

Janeway: So the answer's "maybe"?

Tuvok: "I do not see how putting Mister Neelix out an airlock helps the situation."
Everyone else, at once: "Couldn't hurt."

Congratulations 20-backwards and Shatmandu! Well done!

And now for the image #16 we have some classic lover's angst:

Captions away!

 

[Lucy of Nine]

B'Elanna : (Yelling) It's as big as this finger, Tom! This little finger! And I'm being pretty bloody generous! What red blooded Klingon woman would be satisfied with that? All I'm asking is for you to open one of those spam emails called 'enlarge your manhood'... that's ALL I'M ASKING!

 

[Octavia]

"All that time trying to get me out of my uniform... for this? I was hoping you were going for something more exciting than Federation Casual Wear. 'Contemporary and fashionable' my Klingon arse! You're in ugly pyjamas and this waistcoat was stolen from Mr. Baggins after he threw that damn ring into the lava caverns of No'Mat..."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Pull my finger or I'll cut your throat!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Hey, a win is a nice way to start a rainy Monday! Many thanks.

Paris: "If you think it'll fit, sure, I suppose ..."

 

[Mistral]

"The name is Riding Hood, Little Red Riding Hood! And you're going to eat me, just like the book says!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Neelix (on the deck below): "Hey, keep it down up there! Some of us like a little quiet when we masturbate!"

 

[John Picard]

Torres: "...and another thing -- NO MORE BACKDOOR BUTLER FANTASIES!"

 

[Alrik]

Torres: "I mean it Tom. If the morning after 5 Alarm Chili night, you pull the covers over my head and yell 'Dutch Oven' one more time, I swear I will blow you and your stinky ass out the nearest airlock."

 

[Alrik]

Torres: "Just back off Tom. You can play Tune In Tokyo when, and only when, I say it's ok. Got that?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Paris: "Tastes great!"

Torres: "Less filling!"

Paris: "Tastes great!"

Torres: "Less filling!"

Paris: "Tastes great!"

Torres: "Less filling!"

Paris: "Tastes great!"

Torres: "Less...ah, screw it, let's just have sex."

Paris: "All right!"

*And that's how Miral was conceived*

 

[Velocity]

Don't wimp out on me, Tom! I told you--3 more laps and THEN you can play "Hide the Targ"!

 

[Nerys Myk]

TORRES: Did I or did I not say "don't forget the key" when we left the room?!!!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Torres: "Have I got gagh caught in my teeth?"
Paris: "Looks like you got a whole targ in there. Mouthwash much?"

 

[NCC-1701-B]

Torres: I thought I told you!
Paris: Told me what?
Torres: NOTHING!!! HAHAHA!
Paris: WTF?

 

[Triskelion]

And another thing, what's the deal with Nick Locarno??? You got that Crusher kid in serious trouble!

 

[Shatmandu]

Klingon: "You dropped your stylus in front of Seven thirteen times."

 

[Rat Boy]

Torres: "You're getting rid of that chest hair even if I have to rip them out myself!"

Paris: *gulp*

 

[Lucy of Nine]

Torres: Don't take that tone with me, Tom... I'm not the one who broke the Warp barrier, turned into a giant slug, took off to another planet with the Captain, got jiggy with her and then had three slug babies which were left behind....

 

[Triskelion]

Stop calling me Chucky Cheeeeese! Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!