VFWCC #15 - There's Captions in this Nebula!

[NathanielM]

Janeway: See Doctor this is my new floating Robotic Maxipad remover. It takes those nasty ass pads away...

EMH: A little big don't you think? Or wait wouldn't matter, you slept with everyone in Starfleet anyway!

T'uvok: An fascinating notion doctor.

Chak: Ah man that's cool can I see it in action?

EMH: *clearing throat then mutters "Slut" under breath.*

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Janeway: "Is this a dagger I see before me?"

EMH: "It's a bloody laserscalpel, and I'll use it to sever your vocal cords if you don't quit right now."

 

[Rat Boy]

Tuvok: "I believe if the captain names a blend and he names a size, then we will all consume a caffeinated beverage."

The Doctor: "Took you that long to figure out, eh?"

Janeway: "Shut up, both of you! No coffee makes Kathy pissed!"

 

[Triskelion]

Grignak: Cake or dessert you like?
Janeway: Bitch did I order cake?

 

[26138]

Grignak: Size and flavor you name, Price I name, otherwise coffee NOOO!!!
Too bad Janeway can't make up her mind...

 

[Rat Boy]

Janeway: "Someone mind explaining how he ended up in the Delta Quadrant."

Grignak: "Left turn at Albuquerque should have taken."

 

[Nerys Myk]

GRIGNAK: All day I have not, Order you must!

 

[Rat Boy]

Grignak: "Oh, grande cappuccino restricted, takes permits many. Money more."

 

[John Picard]

Grignak: "Coffee you name, currency I name, or delivery no."

Janeway: "None of you thought to convert what we have to the local currency?"

 

[T'Boggan]

Janeway;" Well if none of you bastards willl pull my finger I'll just have to order a Non-Com to do it!"

 

[Triskelion]

Grignak: Bathroom for employees only is.
Tuvok: He is lying, Captain.

 

[scottydog]

Thanks for the win, Killer Koinek. You are very generous.

Tuvok: "How long has she remained in that position?"

Doctor: "Three days. Ever since Tom Paris told her he wanted to have her lizard-babies again."

 

[Rig Reiley]

Janeway: I'm not solving this crisis before I have my coffee!

Chakotay: Doctor, I recommend you substitute her coffee with a stiff drink.

EMH: What kind?

Chakotay: Fermented jujube berry juice.

EMH: That is a highly controlled substance.

Tuvok: Precisely. We plan to control the Captain.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Janeway: "Angels and ministers of grace, defend us."

EMH: "Oh God, not a McCoy impersonation as well!"

 

[Triskelion]

EMH <under his breath>: Nobody is going to buy tickets to a one woman show called "& Teller".

 

[Shatmandu]

Tuvok: "I do not see how putting Mister Neelix out an airlock helps the situation."
Everyone else, at once: "Couldn't hurt."

 

[Sephiroth]

Janeway: this THING...this...life...form...whatdoesitwant?
Doctor:aww crap, she's channeling Kirk again
Chacotay:does this mean were gonna see her shirt torn off somehow?

 

[T'Boggan]

EMH " Oh god! not the Vagina Monologue again!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

TUVOK: Thanks Kathy, but we're gonna go with someone else as our spokesmodel.

 

[NathanielM]

Janeway: So EMH, thats REALLY James T. Kirk's Mojo?
EMH: Yes Captain...
Janeway: Oh man can I stroke... er touch it?
EMH: Damn it! Don't touch that!

Tuvock and Chakotay <together> OoOoOoOoOoO! Someone I think needs a nap!